Seth Weitberg

TV writer/producer, crossword constructor, cheeseburger consumer.

[Derek Thompson @DKThomp]

It's weird that trading Brown to an arch-rival for a ricketty-legged Paul George and two picks was the very best that the Celtics can do, but it's much, much, much more unusual that Celtics looked at that deal and went "this we GOTTA do." Brown is under contract thru the next presidential administration. You can literally do nothing! The entire franchise would be better served if the front office stopped going to work this week.

[Mikey Smith @mikeysmith]

This is just not the thing you say in public holding a microphone.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AT THE NBA FINALS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN.

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

Interesting

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

Game 1

[Thomas E. Ricks @tomricks1]

Today I learned that Wade Boggs published a chicken recipe book called "Fowl Tips."

[Seth Weitberg @SethWeitberg]

@NoaDalzell Cooper, son of New England, the future of the NBA, making his first appearance during the JT return game is emotionally more than I can handle.

[Ryan Nobles @ryanobles]

Sen. John Kennedy tells us President Trump called him after DHS Sec Noem testified that the President signed off on her $200 million ad campaign in her contentious hearing.

“Put it this way, his recollection and her recollection are different.”

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

Hope you're sitting down

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Only one Catherine O'Hara, and now none. Heartbreaking.

[bobby salsa @bobby_salsa_]

@samstein

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Hard to read

https://t.co/zjKDID3TYp

[Tim Alberta @TimAlberta]

Okay so,

1) an American citizen exercises his First Amendment right to peaceably assemble and his Second Amendment right to bear arms, out of apparent concern that a tyrannical federal government is violating basic protections afforded under the Constitution

2) after coming to the aid of an unarmed woman who's been shoved to the ground by a masked federal agent, the citizen -- impaired by pepper spray, holding nothing but a cell phone -- is dragged to the ground by a group of other masked agents

3) during the scuffle, shortly after one masked agent removes the weapon from the restrained citizen's person, several other masked agents open fire, unloading 10 shots from close range and killing the unarmed citizen

4) despite video evidence, a spokesman for the federal government says the citizen approached agents with a gun, provoked a violent confrontation, and planned to "massacre" law enforcement

You really want to defend this? Go ahead. Just know, you look like an absolute fool.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Fuck you, you lying piece of fascist shit.

[Jake Sherman @JakeSherman]

JEFFRIES just now: “I think that the notion of Donald Trump invading Greenland is insane. He's lawless, he’s out of control, and some reasonable Republicans know it. We just need them to step up.”

[Seth Weitberg @SethWeitberg]

@Patriots @mackhollins

[Rep. Adelita Grijalva @Rep_Grijalva]

Well, that was awfully quick.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

cmon.

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Trump gave each presidential portrait a Persian Islamic fire-halo.

We’re getting oriental with it.