Seth K

I'm only funny on Twitter.

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‘How to Live With a Hotter Roommate’ words by Seth Kristalyn @sethypoo from our Winter 2022 issue - https://t.co/e4w5JQn3o2
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[Seth K @SethyPoo]

Twitter is the only social media I use, so if it dies, I just won't have social media.

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I love how some are criticizing Twitter employees being unprofessional with the new boss. I literally send a weekly email to the president of the community college where I work roasting him for his horrible fantasy football team. I roast everyone in the league to be fair though.

[Seth K @SethyPoo]

@cshrumly Maybe it's ran by my fantasy football opponent who still has him in his lineup?

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I haven't watched it since the eleventh doctor, but one thing that makes the show great is the lack of giant budgets. I keep seeing Disney is giving the show a vast budget, and I just can't help but think that might kill the charm.

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I'm just dead tired of hearing about and debating the GOAT. Here's the reality: there isn't a GOAT. The answer is inherently subjective, prone to recency bias, and completely dependent on time and context. Brady isn't the GOAT. Rodgers isn't. Mahomes isn't. The GOAT is a lie.

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Looking at Green Bay's schedule and based on how they're playing, I'm counting about three more possible wins the rest of the way unless they have a dramatic turnaround.

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Green Bay's season seems to be nearly down the drain, so I guess it's time to root for Buffalo to finally win a Super Bowl. After Green Bay beats them next week that is.

[Seth K @SethyPoo]

The answer, as it is every time, is that was the game I watched in the hospital with my nine month old daughter who had croup and pneumonia and could barely breathe.

[Seth K @SethyPoo]

Just saw a Tweet talking about how on this day 3 years ago Rodgers had a perfect rating and the Packers beat the Raiders. Every time I see a reference to that game, I have to stop and ask myself why I don't remember such an awesome performance.

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Feels like that loss will have a huge impact on the rest of the season. Either its a galvanizing moment and everything starts clicking, or they just completely combust the rest of the year.

[Seth K @SethyPoo]

@cshrumly I never post mine, but I haven't missed a day since I started. 252/252

[Seth K @SethyPoo]

As I see all sorts of comments on franchises (Marvel, Star Trek, Star Wars, LotR), I wish more people would realize that not everything is made for them. So many people can't accept that they might not be the target audience. It doesn't make the thing bad; it just isn't for you.

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Just tried to explain motion lines to my three year old.

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One reason many Americans don't understand the hatred of British colonization is because for us being a colony is centuries past. Most Americans probably don't know most British colonies only gained some level of independence in a year that starts with 19 and is in living memory.

[Seth K @SethyPoo]

Every discussion about LotR forgets one simple point. Anything other than the original is an adaptation. Translations, movies, shows, and games are adaptations. And all of those are acts of creation of there own. Don't be mad when someone else's vision isn't the same as yours.

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Sports betting needs to be illegal again. It has become so intrusive to the experience. Pregame and halftime segments. In game updates. Odds tickers. Sponsorships. Commercials. Twitter is full of ads for it. I just got junk mail for it. Literal paper mail for sports betting.

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More reasons why: Lt. Arex being a three armed and three legged alien, cat lady Lt. M'Ress coming onto Scotty, the sentient plant aliens.

[Seth K @SethyPoo]

Reasons TAS should be canon: Uhura being BA, Spock's backstory, Nurse Chapel using Mudd's medicine to make Spock love her.

Reasons it shouldn't be: life support belts, giant clone Spock, traveling all over the galaxy.