seth

All I've had today is like six gummy bears and some scotch.

[seth @SethyZ]

Good!

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Yikes: Giants LB Abdul Carter continues to throw shade at Jaxson Dart for speaking at President Trump's rally.

"If he chooses to align with Trump, it’s my responsibility to show the world that I stand against it."

😳😳😳

[bbg (ybbg don) (nba champion) @BigBlueGoonie]

“Hard copy of Dane bruglers the beast ducktaped across my chest. Intern fires a .38 at me from 10 Meters away. Which ever page the bullet stops at…that’s the guy.

That’s my fuckin process.”

*bewildered Chipotle worker*: black or pinto beans?

[seth @SethyZ]

@ClutchFantasy @HotMisterPibb

[seth @SethyZ]

@mikegolicjr @HotMisterPibb

[Matt Jones @KySportsRadio]

I know Terry Francona is a Hall of Famer

But Fraley and Marte both hit Home Runs tonight and somehow in a tie game they have been replaced by Espinal and Joe

I just refuse to believe those are the correct decisions

[seth @SethyZ]

Don’t ever disrespect my boy Yang

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Hansen Yang was projected to go in the mid 2nd-round of the draft.

The Blazers just picked him with the No. 16 pick. Wow.

[Jordan @mr_certainly]

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” react for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

If no Pope is decided after 4 sessions, each cardinal alternates possession from the 25 yard line. After 2 more sessions, they have to go for two-point conversions.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

My main problem with dating apps is that I’m pitching a product I don’t really believe in

[seth @SethyZ]

How your email finds me

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

OUCH TOWN, POPULATION YOU BRO 😱

(via @NBCSAthletics)

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Have you?

[seth @SethyZ]

@Bengals

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

The #Bengals are re-signing DE Cam Sample to a one-year deal, per source. Back in Cincinnati after missing last season with a torn Achilles.

[seth @SethyZ]

@HotMisterPibb @chai5e_ @GoBearcatsMBB @TyBow_ Thank you, Hot Mr. Pibb

[seth @SethyZ]

Mahomes & Kelce would’ve been there bending the knee

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Discussions between Eagles players and their front office resulted in a “massive no” when asked if they would accept an invite to the White House to meet President Donald Trump following their Super Bowl Victory, per @thesun

[seth @SethyZ]

@Ethan_Zo Finally something I can support

[Clem 🏆 @TheClemReport]

How I Met Your Mother was elite at its peak

[Daniel Jeremiah @MoveTheSticks]

It's time to retire "is he elite" segments on tv. Had a good run. Time to move on.