Petra’s Father

forever searching for the appropriate windshield wiper speed

[Petra’s Father @SevenCostanza_]

Can you imagine if Mr Bean and Amelia Bedelia had a baby

[Petra’s Father @SevenCostanza_]

Imagine seeing your doctor on love is blind asking someone what their favorite song is

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

full moon i love you

[jax @ohverprotected]

he got every bad addison rae song tattooed

[Petra’s Father @SevenCostanza_]

or you’re just ugly

[Chris @citehchris]

if the beers are over 4 dollars you are not in a dive bar you are in a dive themed bar

[Petra’s Father @SevenCostanza_]

only one way to find out

[Petra’s Father @SevenCostanza_]

RIP Jeffrey Epstein you would’ve loved Signal

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things

[lockjaw @1stfemaleeunuch]

my body is a Machine that turns alcohol into kindness and love

[Petra’s Father @SevenCostanza_]

I need to meet the queen coming up with the microsoft authenticator codes literally never gotten the same one twice and with only two digits to work with that takes real skill hats off to her

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

If all my friends called me a pedophile in my birthday book I'd probably kill myself too

[g @34rths]

Thinking about all the Possibilities in September

[Erik Torenberg @eriktorenberg]

Whether it's Steph Curry talking about his shot, or Tiger Woods talking about his stroke, I get chills hearing experts talking about their craft

[Petra’s Father @SevenCostanza_]

wait is this just the Nathan Fielder origin story

[Petra’s Father @SevenCostanza_]

Can you imagine if Mr Bean and Amelia Bedelia had a baby

[Petra’s Father @SevenCostanza_]

do you think Brian got to listen to Addison before he died?

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

you know who else lost all his innocence in the back seat? JFK.

[vanya 🐶 @unclevanya69]

who gives a fuck if people are trans fill the damn potholes!!!!!

[abby @abby4thepeople]

It's so cool how things can always get worse

[Petra’s Father @SevenCostanza_]

Nobody loves Bible study more than the girl you went to high school with who had her first child at 15

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

"congratulations adrien."