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tits mcgee

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

to the guy in his mid 20s who peed himself at the haunted house,
i’m so sorry i called u pissboy .
i thought it was a joke. i didn’t think u actually pissed urself .
the grey sweats was a bad choice btw

[Evan @evankarr13]

If Trump was a real man he would have finished his speech just like Teddy Roosevelt did when he was shot…

Weak Men Run our Country

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

it’s STALE

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

they’ve millennialized futurama <\3

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

i’m so sad . it fucking sucks and the jokes are dumb

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

like if ur gonna hop on and try to be relatable with current day at least be funny

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

bring back @target food court .
now

[sa(die)👾 @93merlot]

my husband (best friend) just picked up our kid (my other best friend who lives w me) for the weekend (to go play dnd)

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

getting off the phone with a customer at work. ended the convo with a “bye love you” . they didn’t say it back . just hung up <\3

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

@93merlot very brave of u too

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

@93merlot you’re a stronger woman than i

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

kicking balls and throwing beer at a korn concert. everything feels so right

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

@93merlot only 2 you <4

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

swag wear

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

if i ever become god, i would smite all of the people who have the nerve to flash their led headlights at me in their lifted cars bc i use my dimass brights on my 2010 chevy malibu that has a missing headlight. i would be merciless

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

@evankarr13 do you see how this tweet got zero (0) likes?

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

it hit the wrong lips

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

spilt baja blast all over my coochie 👎🏼👎🏼

[emillee @SevenInsideHell]

@murt_3 send it to collections what are they gonna do make u pay for it?