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Milk. Can you feel it, Pope Prius?

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

You're telling me I've only got a few years left to become the prime minister of france?

[teryn @youngtiddy]

myrrh? i hardly nyrrh

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

Spitake mushrooms are the funniest mushrooms

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

Saying fuck during sex is the same as saying parkour during parkour.

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

Run fast
Live long

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

Gummy bears but the gums are the teeth kind.

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

I promise to use my hypocrisy for good, not evil!

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

All robots are psychopaths.

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

Cake in the ocean

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

Hello science? Why is it called 'antimatter' and not 'Doesn't matter'?

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

more like cramberries am i right

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

It's a domme eat domme world out there.

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

Snakes don't have bones, it's why they're so thrifty.

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

What's the date today?

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

What the fuck is this?

Just googled it and it looks like some kind of alien rat.

[Marine Biology Shitposts @MarineShitposts]

Fish

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

I've become a godfather. That's right, I'm Jesus's daddy!

[🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝 @SeveralWasps]

The collective noun for keys is a frog of keys.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

If gravity is real, than why doesn't the ocean go to the southern hemisphere?

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

My shower gel is £1 but my washing up liquid is £2. Why am I spending twice as much to clean my plates as I am to clean myself? We're both covered in the same pasta sauce.