Sevrin Caswell

40+, Cripple. Woman-eating tiger. Opinionated and not afraid to share. C7H8N4O2 addict. Transvestite. Autistic. She/They/He, I have no gender get over it.

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@AllotmentCat Going places can be difficult for me but I mentioned you all to my mother and she seemed interested so I might be able to make it with her help.

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@Number10cat The sooner someone increases the lead content of his brain the better.

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@AllotmentCat Good for you Janet. I am finding it very hard to sleep in the heat and dress for the coldness in the shade. I hope you cats have somewhere cool to sleep.

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@Number10cat Why are American kids learning about a British cat? Shouldn't they be doing active shooter drills or something?

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@AllotmentCat Whiskers are vital for cats, so it is good that yours are magnificent. Humans can see better up close so we don't need whiskers to help us navigate, but I wouldn't mind having to have them if I could see long distance like a cat.

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@DrAllyLouks Well if they were talking polyandry then yeah, men reek.

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@AllotmentCat You look very satisfied, Miss Amanda, I hope whatever it was tasted good. Today is a day some people celebrate a dead man coming back to life. It is all rather silly but some humans don't seem to be able to function without other people telling them what to do or believe.

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@AllotmentCat Betty is right, apples come from flowers, but they need to be fertilized by bees first. And the rhubarb is great in crumble, I even know some people who add apples to their rhubarb crumble!

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@Number10cat Looks like someone shat in their depends again.

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@AllotmentCat That is an excellent selfie, looks like you even got a shot of your breakfast. Maybe you could take up food blogging? I am sure there are lots of tasty things to eat on an allotment.

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@testifyy @Number10cat Yeah because putting a cat flap in a steel reinforced bomb proof door is such a great idea.

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@AllotmentCat Betty is right it is a lovely picture of you, Miss Amanda. I hope the situation gets sorted before someone gets badly hurt and the ambulance can't get to them or something. It really could be very dangerous, one wonders if they will refuse to help even if someone dies.

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@ebascle @Number10cat Because humans use it to decide when to feed him.

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@AllotmentCat Perhaps someone with a camera could take pictures and send them to the police, they can find the owner from the licence plate. If not then I am sure there are a few people here who would 'have a word' with them.

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@Number10cat Cats purrtrol they don't patrol...

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@shunka9 @fesshole One thing that stays the same over generations is the straights hatred of their life partners. No idea why, but hating your opposite sex partner is peak straight culture.

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@cavbix @fesshole That's even worse

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@fesshole You should tell her to make 'ok' hand gesture 👌too, in Spanish speaking areas it's like a thumbs up, but in Portuguese speaking countries it is like the middle finger.

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@MadJackFleming @campbellclaret @elonmusk @JDVance Given that Campbell has been there, done that and got the t-shirt when it comes to being the dickhead of history that makes him more qualified to recognise another.

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@AllotmentCat Have you tried putting the phone on the floor and using the front facing camera? I get better pictures sometimes if the phone is on a stable surface and not in my wobbly hands. We love your selfies, so please don't stop completely.