Swami Syed

gullible and giddy

[Swami Syed @sexularAF]

okay so if you read something a person wrote, you're basically reading THEIR MIND?! but in PAST??! tense.

[Swami Syed @sexularAF]

🎀

[Papaya @PapayaPeriod]

October is breast cancer awareness month, retweet this with a 🎀 to show support.

[Swami Syed @sexularAF]

kuch pitch karun?

[Swami Syed @sexularAF]

sometimes english englishes so hard, it's sounds almost? not so englishy.

[Khai @ThamKhaiMeng]

Incredible explosion of gold from a 1,400-year-old Ginkgo tree.

Photo by Han Fei

[Swami Syed @sexularAF]

HOW DO YOU AS A BROWN PERSON PACK EFFICIENTLY-

[Swami Syed @sexularAF]

@EverleeIndia 🐥

[Swami Syed @sexularAF]

@floatingwordist @Smokingtire_ OMG Ma Shaa Allah, this made me so happy!
Great going little one 🐥

[Swami Syed @sexularAF]

@AzeemQuraishi13 Great EXPECTATIONS (Abridged)

[H @kuchnaisamjha]

You have no idea how many people are silently inspired by you. So many people watch you discreetely & draw inspiration from who you are & how you live your life. Your influence is impactful.

[surkh-aab @sawraab]

@incoredocx me when corporate

[Swami Syed @sexularAF]

@vy0mbhatia vyom, mai smart hoon

[ٰ @moralgrey]

you either simp for the unhinged, traumatized individual with a tragic past or the flirty, sarcastic comic relief who copes using humor

[Swami Syed @sexularAF]

arz kiya hai,

henna ko English mein kehte hain
mehendi

kendi po
pondi chay
oo jaane jaana

[Wع @trometheus7]

Alzheimer's is a yahoodi saazish idc.

[Wع @trometheus7]

Just giving interviews for fun ATP, what has my life come to? 🥴

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

“can we jump on a quick call?” no

[Swami Syed @sexularAF]

bhai it was all fun and memes until fun and memes became work-