Samantha Traynor

I'm Specialist Samantha Traynor of the Normandy, I'm the Comm Specialist. I want my toothbrush. #MERP

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

@Commander_Jane Just gazing deeply on my toothbrush..

[EDI @YoBitchEDI]

I currently have 69 followers. Joker tells me this number is funny, but he won't go in depth.

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

@Crystalineasari Hello Crystal.

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

@kasumi_goto Hey Kasumi.

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

Hey everyone.

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

@Commander_Jane My toothbrush is special.

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

The ship's in line with Alliance regs now, and it has top-of-line quantum entanglement communicators.

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

I worked in a lab, never thought I'd be serving on a ship.

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

*Brushes teeth*

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

*Upgrades Normandy software*

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

EDI's voice! It’s like feeling smoky satin across your skin in soft candlelight. Just… mmmm!

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

I picked up a chessboard on the citadel, GUI interface, not nearly as nice as the real pieces, but this takes up less space.

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

Shepard's cabin is gorgeous, I've seen apartments smaller than it.

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

What’s the difference between Commander Shepard and a krogan?

One is a rampaging juggernaut of head-butting destruction…

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

I didn't even have a toothbrush or a change of clothing until I made some emergency purchases on the Citadel.

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

#SeductiveSunday

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

I need to follow more people it's getting to quiet

[Samantha Traynor @SexyToothbrush]

Living on the Normandy is like living in a shoebox! ... a very nice shoebox.