Akinboyo Jesuseyitan

B. A English|Tired Nigerian|I read books, and I show werey once in a while|the big letter F

[Akinboyo Jesuseyitan @Seyitan__]

“….My father raised me to act with honor, but that honor is hanging by a thread that grows more precarious with every moment I spend in your presence. You are the bane of my existence. And the object of all my desires.”

[OriginalBabyGirl @chinasa_anukam]

Cosplaying someone that is not losing her mind. So far, so good 🤣🙏🏾

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @misskerrington]

Fuck a breakup you ever been addicted to a restaurant that closed down ?😭😭

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

I was paired with a man for a game, yet somehow he spent the entire time rooting for his wife… who was on the opposing team. Of course she won. It turned out my brilliance was no match for marital loyalty.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when I wake up on my own vs when someone wakes me up

[tife⭐ @luvtifee]

bruh, i have this unwavering certainty that i am actually going to win in life.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Idc being on your period is considered being sick ngl😭

[rotimi🪐 @heyrotimi]

in february I decided to find a job by all means, applied for over 240 jobs within NHS & Ministry of Justice UK. fast forward to may 2026 I got 4 offers 2 from each as a result of this someone decided to give me a car and literally took me from a Yaris 2007 to a Yaris 2026

[Alh Dowat 🇵🇹 @BigDowat]

We have, na you never chill with yahoo boys before

[Abee @abeedorphiee]

The best before and after you will see today.

Overall best graduating pupil class of ‘09 vs
Overall best graduating student ‘26

17 years apart, same drive, same smile, same girl.

[Takeaslynn Gardner @takeaslynn]

I hate a man who acts like he's such a good man & so real... mf you is a liar, a narcissist & a manipulator.

[Akinboyo Jesuseyitan @Seyitan__]

@lotoscuffs_ My office party 🙂‍↔️

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

My friends and I, yeah? We need one serious bag that can enable us buy a big ass house with many rooms so we can live together forever.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When the price is right but the shipping is tripping

[Noor 🌑 @ZeynaOtub]

Objection! My sister is officially a lawyer now.
Please address her properly… Counsel. 😍 😌⚖️

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

One thing I’ve realized is that when you're a lil too understanding, people become a lil too inconsiderate of you.

[dani.⭐️ @chukwunonyerem_]

An apartment would heal me.

And no, this isn’t one of those tweets where the person already has the item before posting about it.

I genuinely don’t have the money for it yet.

But it would heal me.🫶🏽

[the pressure @larabillionaire]

Susu’s ex-husband is a bloody clout chaser. Very silly boy

[Akinboyo Jesuseyitan @Seyitan__]

@Fifelomo_ Happy birthday Fife❤️

[Miss Pinkk @Fifelomo_]

7/7🎂