しゃずわん

Apak Ellyna Eimara 👨‍👩‍👧

[newsFendi @BendiTheBagak]

Selamat pagi. Mulakan pagi anda dengan maki YB babi ni.

YB yang paling sial. Paling bodoh. Dengan kuil haram pun kecut, sekarang nak roboh flat haram Rohingya perlukan RM600k.

Tapi dalam parlimen gagah sangat selalu maki hamum pembangkang. Aku benci sial tgk muka dia ni.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

After a certain age, your parents slowly become your children. They ask simple questions, repeat stories, and depend on your patience the way you once depended on theirs. Very few understand this role reversal. What looks like innocence or inconvenience is really time coming full circle. Don't correct them harshly. Don't rush them. Care for them the way they once protected you. This is not a burden. It is repayment.

[Cipher @Cipher_twt]

Facts

[BUKAN Tokey Sarkis™🚬 @farhanzahari]

Dah tengok trailer gendang perang jentera pilihanraya PAS Ke belum?
Cinematic ya amat 🎥 🎬

[Truth Troll Official™️ @truthtroll_X]

The “Natasha Stress Toy” for those days of extreme nigga fatigue?

[しゃずわん @Sezenul]

Ko cakap kat suami ko je dah la. Kami yg lain ni bukan suami kau, kami pun tak hingin.

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

Mesej diterima

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[Hagumi @furryhagumi]

Dyson once again over engineering the most, random ass things istg

[𝘀𝗼𝗳𝗲𝗮 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 ⋆𐙚 ̊. @goodlucksofea]

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[しゃずわん @Sezenul]

Aku ni skrg stress duduk kat perumahan b40, macam² perangai bodoh ada kat dorg ni. Cepatlah dapat pindah rumah sendiri.

[🔺meingl🔻 @meinmokhtar]

M40 ni harga rumah range berapa?

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

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[Kronik Haber @kroniknews]

Bir adam, kedisinin uyumak için sürekli en kötü yerleri seçtiğini fark etti.

[aril piterpen @aril_piterpen1]

barista ketika nyuci baju

[moku @mokudesuka]

fermented : tapai
scorched : kerak
milled : dedak
broken: lukut
unhusked mixed with cooked rice : antah
deep fried and mixed with caramel : bepang 😋

[moku @mokudesuka]

Unprocessed : Padi
Uncooked : Beras
Cooked : Nasi
Overcooked : Bubur
Compressed : Ketupat
Sticky: Pulut

[고양이 트윗 번역계猫ポスト翻訳垢🐱 @nihongowacaran]

해변의 돌멩이를 하나씩 골라 바닥에 놓는다. 색을 맞추고, 위치를 잡고, 또 하나를 고른다. 영국 출신 아티스트 저스틴 베이트먼이 만드는 고양이 모자이크 랜드 아트다.

붙이지 않는다. 굳히지 않는다. 바람이 불면 흩어지고, 파도가 오면 사라진다. 그래서 영상이 남아있다.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

nigga took mac and cheese to a whole different level 😭

[Am @Aemer_]

“omg why Malaysians are anti immigrant”

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