Customer Svc

The unofficial Twitter account for customer service. We're here to help no one at any time. Dont call us, we’ll call you. Parody.

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

Yeah, it’s almost like that wasn’t what he was arrested for, John. But you support this guy and even eaten at his restaurant? Could you confirm for future reference? Thanks.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Absolutely unbelievable

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

None of you showed this energy for those deported under the same circumstances.

You got what you voted for, clearly. Sit down!

[Alexandra Voetberg @Realalexclark]

It’s crazy to me how pea brained people are. Samuel Sey immigrated legally to Canada from Ghana. Then immigrated after marrying an American to America. He thought he had filled out everything correctly. This was not done purposefully illegally. He thought he had done everything legally! They were all shocked to find out otherwise and are working through it. Ultimately of course he supports ICE and he feels embarrassed and terrible his family is going through this. There was an error with the paperwork he was unaware of. He knows it’s just what has happened but they are trying to quickly work it out so he can come back and be permanently legal!

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

It takes a special kind of stupid to post this AFTER Tim Martin said he will sue anyone in to oblivion pushing this lie, especially as you can actually buy poppies on their premises.

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

Sorry, you all got exactly what you voted for. What is the issue here?

[Megan Basham @megbasham]

New update from the Seys 👇

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

Totally agree with Ellie! Only scum would start a fundraiser using someone else’s misfortune to enrich themselves.

Joel Berry is indeed a horrible person!

[Ellie Beacon @EliotBeacon]

What a horrible person.

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

So nice to see ChatGPT drew a tear to Julia’s eye.

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

😢

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

But will trust random anon accounts on the internet.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I can no longer trust the British police

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

Any restaurant using AI slop instead of actual pictures of their own food should be avoided at all costs.

More and more people learning this every day.

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[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

You gave your child away after you transitioned them.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Talarico will vote to take away your children and transition them

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

I am delighted to see so many remind Joel of his cruel words to others deported and separated from their families.

And evil little runt of a man.

God got round to you and yours eventually and we are here for it.

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

This has been probably the darkest 24 hours I’ve ever experienced on social media in my life. The things being said about Samuel, his wife, and his small children are unthinkably evil. There is a segment of the so-called “Christian” nationalist crowd that has given itself completely over to Satan. I’ve never had more resolve to defeat these subversive demons invading the Right and invading Christianity.

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

A selfish, bitter, self entitled old woman writes … 🙄

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

A healthy, able bodied young man who isn't carrying heavy shopping or a child writes... 🙄

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

🤣🤣🤣 comedy was the best thing she ever chose!

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Wishing every best thing to @TRobinsonNewEra tomorrow

The State v One Man with integrity

Onwards we go Stephen. Toward the bastards

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

I see he’s swapped anti-semitism for blatant racism … and still blaming everyone else.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

In the grand tradition of my country's media only mentioning me when I can be painted as a bigot (because I won't pretend that men are women and I highlight Ireland's rancid antisemitism problem) comes this latest story. Mate, don't blame me for putting your daughter in a racist and confusing ad.

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

You got exactly what you voted for, what’s the issue?

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

Earlier this week, our dear brother Samuel Sey @SlowToWrite was en route to appear on our podcast when he got detained by ICE. Samuel is from Canada, and has been living here as a legal resident of the United States. We are confident this clerical mistake will be fixed, but this has been a terrible experience for his family.

Please consider supporting his lovely wife Annie and their three small children as they deal with the legal and living expenses of this terrible ordeal.

If you know Samuel, you know what a good man of character he is. So many of us have been blessed by his writing and ministry. Please help! https://t.co/eoAQwwHpfK

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

You’re getting exactly what you voted for. What’s the problem?

[Allie Beth Stuckey @conservmillen]

I’m not at liberty to share all the details, but suffice it to say that many people rejoicing over this have given a completely incorrect rendering of what occurred and why.

ICE did not come to his home. This whole thing is a paperwork issue that they’re working to resolve.

Samuel Sey is a good man. As you can imagine, his wife, who’s at home with their 3 babies, is devastated and also trusting the Lord to help them find a resolution quickly. Please pray for all of the Seys. Pray for wisdom and provision.

Those celebrating because they don’t like something Sam said are slanderous backbiters and gossips. Pay them no mind

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

This dude has to be the dumbest MF to ever grace this platform.

[Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarino]

@AshleaSimonAFE What the fuck? She’s literally a leader of a political party!

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

Never too early for Mike, apparently.

[Emma Woolf @EJWoolf]

Looking forward to birthday balloons, bunting and bubbly tomorrow morning on the Mike Graham Show @Iromg @UKLIVEonline 🥂🎁🎈 ok maybe a bit early for bubbles 🤣 join us 7am for another blockbuster show folks

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

🤣🤣 this is hilarious!

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

The IQ average on this site continues to plummet.

[Cristo @cristo_radio]

We need to buy some big items. A duvet. Pillows. Duvet cover set. A couple of new beds for the dogs.

The weather is obvs awful, and the items huge so we’ll drive to John Lewis Oxford street and park on one of the roads behind.

Can anyone explain how this will be possible from next week when all the roads around will be gridlock with all the displaced traffic and diverted buses?

Why are we making it more difficult for people who want to spend money on big items?

[Customer Svc @SFCustSvc]

Dude really needs to tuck his labia back into his panties.

[Suffragent @Suffragent_]

@EllieHodgesxx We need a documentary on the femosphere - for decades militant feminists have been radicalising young women.

Where's the focus on that?