Krist

South Floridian oceangoing loser

[Krist @SFLkrist]

@Florida1stMike Saw one by the toll entrance to key biscayne but it was gone the next day

[Krist @SFLkrist]

@Im_human_too_ I blew a hole in my door with one of these and it later squibbed and I blew it up at the range

[Krist @SFLkrist]

@Michaelthebap @propane12323 Why do I find the funniest Micheal account only after he retires

[Krist @SFLkrist]

@BasedBroward This guy did it

[PNWGUERRILLA @pnwguerrilla]

I saw an opportunity to edit this and i took it 🤣

[Krist @SFLkrist]

@EricMou81382606 @appwendigo Maybe if they take suppressors off the NFA, for now making all pistols come suppressor ready seems impractical.

[Discussing Groyper @groypernewsTV]

🚨 Fishback has reportedly been named an honorary penguin after attempting to swim in the exhibit, per sources.

[Krist @SFLkrist]

@BlackMarlinSo @DrDeath1776 Never found a plastic frame S&W that didn’t feel horrible to hold and shoot, hogue grips help tremendously tho

[James Fishback @j_fishback]

At the debate, all the candidates were asked whether we’d block Flock cameras as Governor of Florida. Paul Renner and Jay Collins couldn’t give a yes-or-no answer.

My answer:

Yes. We will block a surveillance state from emerging in the State of Florida.

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

major combat operations begin in belgium in one hour

[Krist @SFLkrist]

@SateIIiteFlight @Lindsay2QT4CG @LRSerling They were doing renovations on the building it was in and saw it was damaged from the outside so they opened it to see the extent of the damage

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Throwing a microwave at a police officer for no reason

[The Dade County Dirtbag @miamimanmemedia]

The most dangerous thing in Miami this weekend isn’t the fireworks.

It’s someone saying, “Trust me, I know a shortcut by boat.”

[The Dade County Dirtbag @miamimanmemedia]

Somewhere right now in Miami, a relationship is ending because somebody invited six extra people onto a boat without asking.

[Gilgamesh @MichiganSwordd]

This Zyn is giving my brain vicious backshots

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

Lobster Party.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

someone swung a live 8 foot marlin at me like a baseball bat

[Coconut Chris @chb2xx]

Vote James Fishback August 18

[Discussing Groyper @groypernewsTV]

🚨UPDATE: Fishback has gained the ability to telepathically communicate with fish and aquatic life