Sarah G.

[josh! @queersocialism]

the biggest most beautiful scam about reading is that the more you read, the more you have to read… does that make sense? reading, to me, is amongst the most succinctly humbling human experiences. the more i read, the more i realize i do not know shit about shit 😭

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

My special-but-largely-useless skill is being able to make my bed while still lying in it.

Yours?

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

🐣

[𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚛 | go3 spoilers @sp1dervers3]

my dad sent me this and i am LOSING MY MIND

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

@poorlycatdraw @sarahelbee PIP MADE IT!

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

@AnnaKendrick47 @sarahelbee you.

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

@SmallTwnProbs @MissTootes but seriously, my room in uni.

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

@sarahelbee OH MY GOD MY LIFE IN A TWEET

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

@Benny_Cakes @sarahelbee #important

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

@Benny_Cakes I can't decide if I'm outraged or excited.

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

Favourite comment on my appearance to date:

"You look like an accomplished outdoor pee-er"

[BCRCMPMedia @BCRCMPMedia]

Excuse me Constable, can you tell me where my wife and I can register as evacuees? #BCWildfires https://t.co/iGTLxLsSpq

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

Google cast is hilarious when it lets you play Sexual Healing on your neighbour's bedroom TV.

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

Can't stop listening to 90's/00's mix lists, & it's got me responding to silly questions by aggressively singing Limp Bizkit lyrics.

Help.

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

Bc when I told another manager what the first did, she told me to wear baggier clothing & avoid male colleagues after work hours. https://t.co/HyFOqMN6Eu

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

What sort of sick sadist invents something like the burpee?

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

@sarahelbee My literal face trying to clean up afterward. #itseverywhere

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

Beet juice just exploded all over the passenger seat of my car.

Maybe now people will think twice about cutting me off.🗡

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

.@punkrock_diva @nutmeg_j way to kill the rush of clandestine affairs 😘

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Pay attention: "Access to healthcare" is not healthcare. I have "access" to Ryan Reynolds. But he's not covering me.

[Sarah G. @SGolbs]

@kevole