Sherlock Holmes

I was a consulting detective in London. But I moved to the Sussex Downs and have taken up bee-keeping. I play violin. I have a very good friend, Dr. Watson.

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My, my, it's been an age since last I've been here.

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#IfYouKnowMeYouKnowThat I get depressed sometimes.

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Plot twist:

Flo from Progressive is dating Jake from State Farm.

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#YouWillNotBeTakenSeriouslyIf you don't trust me.

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#LifeWouldBeAlotBetterIf I could meet everyone I wanted to.

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#ThingsICantLiveWithout Violins. Bees.

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It's #internationaltubaday

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Sometimes #IWishIWas back in London's center. But then I'm glad to be with my bees.

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#IHateWhenPeopleSay that I never care about anyone else.

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#MentionSomeoneYouDoNotLike My enemy: Charles Augustus Milverton.

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#youdontknow that I broke into my enemy's house once. And then Lestrade tried to talk me into investigating that case. I said no.

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#WeBrokeUpBecause well, you see, I was engaged in disguise, as a young plumber, to a girl named Agatha. She was the maid of my enemy.

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#ImSoTiredOf not being consulted in cases from abroad.

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#sometimesiwishthat everyone was like me. Then I think if that happened, everything would be boring.

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#5ThingsThatAnnoyMe

1. Most people

2. An unfinished case

3. Scotland Yard

4. Having no data

5. When I get stung by one of my bees.

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#ThingsIHate failing a case and having everyone know it.

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#YouShouldntDateHerIf don't date anyone.

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My brother is 7 years older and is smarter than I. Contrary to popular believe, we have a very loving relationship.

#100tweet

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Tome to relax and conduct some experiments.

#friday

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#ProudToBeAFanOf myself.