a day off is not a day off anymore. it’s a day to go to the doctor, get a oil change, clean, do homework, get a hair cut, do ur hair, clean the car, THE LIST GOES ONNNNN…. i just want a day off to be a day to take a nap. the wholeeee day.
Whomever decided to make the Microsoft Teams status indicator change from green to yellow after two minutes of inactivity. I hope you shit pineapples for the rest of your life.
I fucking hate annual corporate self-reviews and goal-setting. No, I don’t want to identify growth opportunities or outline my five-year career plan. My goal is to get paid every two weeks.
I went without hair, waxing, nails, dentist, doctor, coffee, hanging out, taking a vacation or buying an outfit all 2025 and you know how much money I saved? NONE.
Love Island is so good because it shows you how mentally exhausting situationships are. You think you’re avoiding something by not calling a relationship a relationship but you’re actually getting all the embarrassment of vulnerability with no real accountability
I’m in love with this sentence:
“The degree to which a person can grow is directly proportional to the amount of truth he can accept about himself without running away.”