Shar Wen

you smell nice, is that purell you’re wearing?

[Shar Wen @Shaaarbeear]

The number of college students I've witnessed that say, "pay my tuition" when a car comes towards them is unreal

[sid @immasiddx]

STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE.
STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE.
STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE.
STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE.
STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE.
STOP ASKING CHATGPT THINGS YOU CAN GOOGLE.

[surfin’ JUPI⋆.˚ ☾ 𓏲ּ𝄢 ˖ ݁♬⋆.˚ @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[Megan Kelly @mmegankelly]

Women in sports!!!

[Shar Wen @Shaaarbeear]

is he cute or does he just have a walkie talkie and a earpiece

[Shar Wen @Shaaarbeear]

@Jmora_127 Waiting

[michael. @homebodymike]

ASAP Rocky's sperm cells

https://t.co/9LMcMlF5nr

[Shar Wen @Shaaarbeear]

@Jmora_127 and fourfiveseconds 😩

[Shar Wen @Shaaarbeear]

Me spilling work tea to HR and telling them not to tell HR

[Loud and Right. @b0mbchell_]

Friendship is just sending memes and tiktoks all day and saying “you” and replying “me”

[Shar Wen @Shaaarbeear]

@Jmora_127 Did I stutter

[Shar Wen @Shaaarbeear]

@Jmora_127 You’re my inspiration

[Shar Wen @Shaaarbeear]

If I recommend a show, you better watch it within the same month if you plan on having a socratic seminar bc I will not remember one thing about it past the 4 week mark

[Shar Wen @Shaaarbeear]

@muhkleet @Jmora_127 why do you as a man have costar

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

i be like “long story short” then still tell the entire story

[Shar Wen @Shaaarbeear]

Two people with Covid just exhaled in my face. 🫡🫡 it’s been a good run

[Kimberly @kimberlyisNOT12]

hi friends i have access to $15k of corporate donation matching - if you’re considering donating to abortion funds at this time, feel free to dm me and i can make a donation on your behalf such that 2x as much $$$ is donated

[Shar Wen @Shaaarbeear]

@Jmora_127 Was listening to this the other day and thought of Seattle

[Shar Wen @Shaaarbeear]

@tineranteater you can also belt out a solid shakira