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Every salesperson at Sprintz looks like Emmylou Harris

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Say this fast: “The AT-AT is at At Attin” #SkeletonCrew

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Day-of voting is underrated. My poll is walking distance from my house and it took under 3 min to cast a ballot. If you haven’t already - go do it!

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@keithparish Close enough!

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Besides “Piper,” are there any other first names that mean “player of an instrument”?

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@keithparish He does canonically fight Dracula so that’s not a far reach

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Overheard at the conclusion of 9 year old’s birthday party - “Diesel, Axel, let’s go!”

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I’m gonna tell my kids this is Baz Luhrmann

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@WaltonsJoint I still can’t get over how many dudes named Tracy there were in ‘90s country

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Worried that some trend word my son was using was offensive, but pleasantly surprised all around

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Chubby Checker. Fats Domino. Let’s keep it going - Chunky Uno? Plump Monopoly?

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I liked it, but why isn’t it called “Civil War II”?

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Lots of Nashville tots named “Ryman,” but the Real Ones are named “ThreeTwentyEight”

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@keithparish Easy. “Guy” is the father of “Champ.” “Sport” is “Bro’s” son.

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@keithparish The “Plenty” is not in question

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The diversity of people that wear “Bass Pro Shop” hats boggles the mind.

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@m_lapinski @freddieoconnell @MetroSchools Smart. We talked about having Halloween always be the last Saturday in October.

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It must be clown day because the 2 Panera orders ahead of mine were “DiCaprio” & “Phelps”

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This life crisis is sooo mid

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@keithparish @letterboxd Puzzled by a “Top 100 Films with No Ladies” list.