Shaddy.

IN VINO VERITAS 🥂
ARSENAL FAN

[Shaddy. @Shadii47]

@Rainmaker1973 In Africa, this is not a dog😂

[Psaint✝️ @ClaudeBrilliant]

Leo foreman akieka hiyo 3k natoa 2500 nitumie girlfriend, 2000 afanyie facial na 500 anunue nyama ya super. Hiyo 500 inabaki natumia mzazi 490 to thank them for giving birth to me alafu hiyo 10 bob nibuy credit nipigie mamorio kuomba madeni sasa.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Hakuna watu wanajua kufinya gas kama hawa wa kukatia bibi ya wenyewe. These guys come with proper ammunition im telling you. The effort they make,the inconveniences they do,the language they use and even the creativity. You go through these texts yourself you will be impressed. Hawa jamaa wanakujanga kukuvunjia ndoa na machine gun bwana. They audacity combined with fake romanticism,they make your wife wish she met them first. Sometimes I dont even blame the women. Kuna jamaa wanajua kudanganyilia aki

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

At one point when poverty had grabbed me by the neck,I found myself using a phone called Neon Kicka. Its one of those phones Ruto says are manufactured in kenya. Aki shida ni mbaya ndugu zangu. Yani Simu haikua inafanya kazi ikifika saa saba usiku. Safaricom walikua wanatuzimia mtambo. Network inapotea inarudi saa moja asubuhi. Simu huezi weka sim card yenye sio safaricom,ukiweka Airtel inasema invalid. Simu saa ingine unaingisa kwa charger namna hii,inatoka 50% inarudi 30%,unashangaa kwani simu ndio inacharge socket? Simu ukiweka video tano storage inajaa,na storage ikijaa huezi fungua whatsapp. Woi ghai! Tukitoka kuombea wale wa kutumia Toothpaste ya T guard,tuombee hawa wa Neon kicka. Poverty has depths that I never thought existed bwana

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I have unwillingly become the uncles who we used to accuse of making fake promises. Na sikupenda kwangu aki. Sometimes you think you have connections until its time to put these connections to use unapata ni upus mtupu bwana. People just love talking big for nothing. For instance theres a friend who owns a restaurant pale kikuyu,I asked him if would take in an extra waiter,angalau my niece njambi who just finished form 4 last year katoke ushago kabla watu ya nduthi watwange yeye bol. Jamaa akaniambia no problem,but lemme call you next week. So I called njambis parents,nikawaambia kuna kazi nawesa ingisa yeye,wanitumie certificates. Its been six months now,jamaa atanipigia kweli? Saa ingine ni ngumuu! Siet!

[nelson Son @sonofnelson_]

Every sunrise is another chance to rewrite your story.

[Tilingi 🐘 @ArapTilingi]

I am alive because His grace is sufficient.

[Morgan Housel @morganhousel]

“The best math you can learn is how to calculate the future cost of current decisions.”

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

As a married man, if you dare go broke, you'll see shege from that thing you call a wife. Everything a man does irritates them, even breathing.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

Mimi na my boyz tukiwa tumechill localz alafu tuone area MP wetu bado hajakufa na tunataka by elections ndio tupate gas na mattress

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Never take for granted a body that wakes up and functions without a medical crisis attached to it. That is grace.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Having sisters who don't post themselves naked on social media is a blessing. Some families go through a lot.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Sometimes the hand helping you is more broken than yours. Never underestimate it, and never assume they have more to give.

[Mr Bard @billy_baraso]

Sai kuenda soko ni Risky ju what if ukanyage nyanya hukko?

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Seeing my bosses “chewing ” their juniors is enough reason to marry a house wife.

[Updates KE @its_smith22]

Unapea dem yako pesa za salon, unampiga ngeta, unarudi unampea izo pesa ndo aone pesa si shida kwako.😂

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

Women never invest in relationships, that's why it's very easy for them to leave.

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

Hard truth is that nowadays big money doesn’t come clean, and clean money doesn’t come big.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

As you struggle to succeed, invest in self improvement. Dress moderately, Have a nice haircut, Get a nice cologne, Change your circle & Have a positive mindset.