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Outlet for internal discourse

[AB @shadowismycat]

Please send the Lombardi Trophy to:
The Pittsburgh Steelers
100 Art Rooney Avenue
Pittsburgh, PA 15212

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

These people have been waiting an hour to get into Madison Square Garden.

Here is a first person account:

“They routed everyone down to 34th and 8th.

Police barracade.

Through metal detectors to a point about 200 feet from MSG.

Then they came and apologized and said they were confused and instead we needed to exit the barracade and go to 34th and 7th.

We walked there and then a different set of police told us to go to 32nd and 6th.

There are hundreds, if not a thousand people, wandering around in giant herds not knowing where to go or how to get in.

The police keep saying they don’t know the protocol.”

[AB @shadowismycat]

@nickyyknowsball First New York unites for the Knicks, then the rest of the country follows. We’re bringing a positive light to nationalism

[spor @sporadica]

“i hate cooking” yea you’ve clearly never dimmed the lights, put some bossa nova on the speaker, and poured yourself a massive glass of red wine while your wife helps cut the vegetables

skill issue

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Someone has got to sit these Europeans down and teach them about the Pop Tarts Bowl

[Aubrey Strobel @aubreystrobel]

actually not done

doing something that doesn’t immediately benefit you isn’t going to make you combust. not everything gives you instant dopamine hits, and that’s okay.

ex: talk to a stranger bc it’s pleasant not bc you will gain something from it.

[Fred Katz @FredKatz]

The New York Knicks have won 13 playoff games in a row, the second-longest winning streak in postseason history.

[AB @shadowismycat]

Indy 500 did it first

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

How much do the Knicks mean to New York?

They’re putting on the Finals in the middle of concerts

[AB @shadowismycat]

Worth the wait

[AB @shadowismycat]

I have an 8 am tee time can the Knicks tip off already?

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

20% in the scary movie franchise is like a 12 minute standing ovation at the cannes film festival

[AB @shadowismycat]

Coloring & connecting dots

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

i think it’s beautiful what you loved doing at 6 finds you again at 28

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

One quarter into the NBA Finals, Jalen Brunson is affirming the concerns people have about small guards being able to win it all.

The closer you get. The more physical it gets. So far, Brunson’s body is betraying him.

[AB @shadowismycat]

@MelonieMac The nostalgia of Spyro & Ty the Tasmanian Tiger keep me firing my PS2 up

[AB @shadowismycat]

I’ve been inspired by my self-loathing again. Summer ‘26 is gonna be spring ‘21 shadowismycat x Hank Moody collab

[AB @shadowismycat]

Are the Browns trying to recreate Garrett in the aggregate? Or did Aaron Rodgers pull some voodoo ayahuasca bs to not get chased down by him?

[AB @shadowismycat]

Got my chain fixed and cleaned, we are back on schedule

[AB @shadowismycat]

“It’s Henley! At the Home of Hogan!”

[AB @shadowismycat]

Quarterback century later and we’re still looking at Pokémon cards. Let’s get this dude @FlyBri_ married