Mauricio Botero

Miami born-n-raised, irrational Heat/Dolphins/Canes fan, dabble in Cyber Security and passionate about Real Estate Investing. USMC vet.

[Mauricio Botero @ShadowMobo]

@Burst_Of_Energy Need more cowbell

[Mauricio Botero @ShadowMobo]

@TomMendozaTalks I'll provide pro-grata local Cuban and Colombian food recommendations anytime Tom. But that's a view from the beach and not Miami! 😁

[Mauricio Botero @ShadowMobo]

@bisping Doesn't have to be that way! Try taking KeToCana, drinking beef bone broth, and adding packets of electrolytes to your water, make sure you are upping massively your zinc and Magnesium intake as well.

[Mauricio Botero @ShadowMobo]

@GamebredFighter @davidmeltzer @GamebredFighter bro, you would kill it in Real Estate Investing. With that work ethic, and name recognition?

[Michael Morgan @mikecmorgan]

This is brilliant! Joe Rogan watches, along with Masvidal and Askren, one of the fastest KO’s seen in the UFC

[🏁🐍 @VandalSavage_]

I'm here to talk to you about the Ruff Ryders Initiative.

[Mauricio Botero @ShadowMobo]

Love coming down to Norfolk/Portsmouth for work. Smells like freedom and American firepower. Plus they have El Guapo IPA on tap everywhere!

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

“Tiger Woods’ playing career is over. He will never win another major. It’s dead. Bury it.”

Tiger Woods at the 2019 Masters:

[Steve Braband @stevebraband]

cant wait for Tiger to peel his face off and reveal Arya Stark.

[Chael Sonnen @ChaelSonnen]

I’m going to dm someone who retweets this tweet a $1,000 Amazon Gift card in 72 hours. If you’re picked but don’t follow me, I’ll pick someone else. (Cause then I can’t dm you)

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

When you see DWade and remember he’s retiring soon

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Pro football focus need’s to give grades on Collinsworths slide ins. This is a infinty out of ten

[Jorge Sedano @Sedano]

When you have a day off in Miami tomorrow and you know LIV is poppin on Sunday nights... (📸 via Lakers)

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The merriment over our most recent victory must be cut short. Word has reached me that a unit of Dolphin men seek battle. Confounding. While they march to our dry land home camp, we shall drill in water so as not to be outmaneuvered. Great vigilance.
— Andrew

[Mauricio Botero @ShadowMobo]

@gregcote @LeBatardShow Of course there is a trophy just off to the side, but plain enough to show off. #humblebrag

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

This Sunday, the Miami Hurricanes storm Jerry World to face Ed Orgeron and dem LS_ boys. Canes superfan, Jose aka Pepe aka Pipo, has a few words to inspire the team.
- Lorenzo from Westchester

[Mauricio Botero @ShadowMobo]

@grantpaulsen Only thing worse then double parked guy is guy who reverses into a angled parking spot. That is a whole nother level of evil.

[Mauricio Botero @ShadowMobo]

@J_Rich1 You got to find the right ones. Like in the crazy hot girl matrix, the ones that are just a tiny bit crazy but a dime on the hot scale and will make you bomb arroz con pollo and sanconcho.

[Tom Mendoza @TomMendozaTalks]

This was all the employees of NetApp on August 5, 1994. Pretty amazing.

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

Wade makes all 3!