Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA

don't care + didn't ask + ratio + you fell off + cope + seethe + mald + dilate + L + hoes mad + W + cry about it + stay mad + touch grass + pound sand

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

Flames crispy af

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

Tell that bih to do it to herself

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

@ZZCOOL You’re good! Keep being you Brodie

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

I'm gettin faded in an undisclosed location, this ain't just a few screws loose talkin straight jacket crazy

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

Hawk tuah

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

Today I learned about bearing preload.

Race car engine goes back in Sunday if everything goes how it should.

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

My dream is to work in nuclear, or for cyber operations in the us military

Thanks

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

@QueenLouiese @Acyn I’d love for a hung jury to come see me 🤤 hung like a horse I hope 🤤

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

@Jilderness He was a software engineer. Probably scripted something to post random tweets idk

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

Still alive for those that are curious.

Pulled the race car out a couple days ago to inflate the tires and rinse it down. Probably get a smaller turbo for it and drive it around for funsies.

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

@Inzo_Music God damnit I am so excited to see you live

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

LFG

[⧩ INZO ⧩ @Inzo_Music]

Just A Mirage — The first single from the Visionquest EP comes out 1 week from today 2/15

[FACEIT CS2 @FACEITcs]

please @CounterStrike revert the update 💀

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

@odesza Light of day

Still hoping I can snag a ticket

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

@twinturbotezza Damn you got an elco too? He just don’t stop!

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

@juicygaye lil sum like this I think

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

@Menthol_Enjoyer Hennything is possible on that juice man

[Shady | CPA, CFA, CCNA, CCPA, CCIE, CEH, OSCP, CNA @ShadyJervais]

@Menthol_Enjoyer This is a heater