Shae Imar

Professional Pretender 🎭🎥

[Shae Imar @ShaeImar]

W/ help from the homies I created a show called TRIGGERED: the microTRIGGERING Life of a Young, Black, Professional. It’s a comedic anthology following newly minted YBPs navigating the ladder of corporate America and the landmines along the way. Wanna watch it??? Here it go! ⬇️

[Shae Imar @ShaeImar]

Different year, same meme. Happy Terry Day

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Happy “put it in reverse Terry!”
Day to all who celebrate.

[Shae Imar @ShaeImar]

I have never had respect for male-centered women, but there is an added layer of animus for women that will fuck up friendship circles and family dynamics because she was so devoid of self-control that she HAD to fuck someone else in the group's man.

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@Rho5e_Gold Reminders to not date?? Girl be specific we only got an hour! lol

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Why do old black men always be jingling????? Aint had a job in 10+ years WHAT IS IN YOUR POCKET??? 😂

[Shae Imar @ShaeImar]

I love seeing FAMU tags on expensive cars. I love seeing fine ass Black elder women just looking rich and unemployed in the middle of a weekday. I love the way a elder Black man will ball his face up when I reach for a door around them, stranger or otherwise lol

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

BLACK MAN NAMED FREEMAN SCORING ON JUNETEENTH?!

[Shae Imar @ShaeImar]

Only people trained to educate are qualified to educate. Homeschooling by anyone else is neglect. Talmbout "they know how to cook and start a fire alone" WHY CANT THEY READ?!?!?!

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@HelloK_titty I honestly think he's one of them ppl that CANT WAIT to be old and grouchy lol

[Shae Imar @ShaeImar]

I'm looking for a BOB IN ATLANTA that does X
BOB: 👋🏽 I'm in ATL and do X
Me: GREAT! Where are you located?
BOB: Roswell/Stockbridge/Peachtree City/Tyrone/Kennessaw/
Me: SO LIKE I SAID 🙄🤬

[Shae Imar @ShaeImar]

The way the PLT rebrand was SO BAD i haven't bought anything from them in ages?!?!?

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We said from the cradle to the grave and meant that 💙

[Shae Imar @ShaeImar]

@talleyberrybaby NO STOMACH TITTIES AND ASS YOU BOUT TO PISS ME OFF! 😤

[Shae Imar @ShaeImar]

I'm not paying $300 for a standing room only ticket. SMD.

[Shae Imar @ShaeImar]

As a reader this phrase helped me realize how delusional wyt ppl are. EVERY TIME they would describe a man this way and it was a 8.5x11 I thought I skipped a page on accident, but no. They meant he was eggshell instead of bone or alabaster 🙄

[Papi Chulo @followingmee_]

I’m sorry but Tall Dark and Handsome should only be used for black men

[Shae Imar @ShaeImar]

Why would you name YOURSELF Shittyboys? Please explain it to titi cause she don't understand!

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Shae Imar @ShaeImar]

@Rho5e_Gold Congrats lil foot! lol

[Shae Imar @ShaeImar]

HELLO!

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

as a millennial manager, please keep your PTO reasoning to yourself. just give me the dates.

[Shae Imar @ShaeImar]

I can hear the @KiDCuDi hums alreadyyyy