U.S. Department of BS

[U.S. Department of BS @ShaeLewins]

Riverside as The Office

[U.S. Department of BS @ShaeLewins]

#BeyondService2023

[U.S. Department of BS @ShaeLewins]

#BeyondService2023

[U.S. Department of BS @ShaeLewins]

#BeyondService2023

[U.S. Department of BS @ShaeLewins]

#BeyondService2023

[U.S. Department of BS @ShaeLewins]

#BeyondService2023

[U.S. Department of BS @ShaeLewins]

Thanks The Happy Fits for spending 651 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to She Wants Me (To Be Loved). #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/HroZ72bFYz

[U.S. Department of BS @ShaeLewins]

So far every day this week has felt like a Thursday and it’s not even Thursday

[U.S. Department of BS @ShaeLewins]

Shame on you if you’re the type of person to drop your pet off at the vet when it’s their time to go and not be in the room w/ them during their last moments of life because it’s “too hard for you.” Shut the fuck up and admit you’re a shitty person for letting your pet die alone.

[Riverside Athletics @Riverside_athl]

4) Nate Lewins not only qualified for 400m finals Friday, he had the fastest qualifying time with a 49.56, breaking the school record. Way to go Nate!!! @RHS_XC_Boys

[Riverside Athletics @Riverside_athl]

Not a bad day...state bound and breaks his own school record!

[Chris Lillstrung @CLillstrungNH]

#NHtrack NH area 2-3-4 in boys open 4
Nate Lewins 2nd with the tumble for style points 49.41
Karl Dietz 3rd 49.50
Kenny Jordan 4th 50.04

[𝑮 ♡ @highitsg]

i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. i won’t elaborate

[A-A-RON @A_ARON_3]

States are giving out a “back to work” bonus so people will get off unemployment. How about a “been working this whole damn time” bonus?

[SheRatesDogs @SheRatesDogs]

Bestie what

[U.S. Department of BS @ShaeLewins]

@funkpwer @KelgoreTrout “They are regular? Okay good now never talk about your period again because that’s disgusting and you need to keep it to yourself”

[U.S. Department of BS @ShaeLewins]

“Soft pillows to hug when we come home from the horrors of war”💀 I forgot that women exist for the benefit of men

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Judge: we will now take a thirty minute recess

[10 minutes later outside]

Defendant: can you push me on the swing

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

so did anyone else know that there was a massive pool noodle battle planned between all the people named Josh today that was ultimately won by a 5-year old named Josh who was crowned The Supreme Josh or was I just supposed to find this out on my own