drunk girls at bars: ok, listen britney, it is britney right? ok listen britney. you. are a GODDESS. you're too good for any man. I love you and your cute top
drunk guys at bars: did you just fuckin breathe on me? fuckin breathe on me again bro gimme a reason to knock you out
Girls are fuckin weird man we have this weird ass 6th sense where we dont even have to know the girl, but we get this weird vibe from girls & we can tell if theyre trying to get friendly w/ our mans & our mans think we're crazy but later down the line that girl proves us right
If you can’t respect that someone is in a relationship you are miserable. If you see someone is taken they are OFF LIMITS, how much clearer could it be?? Find someone else.
When you get into a serious relationship that’s where majority of your time goes. It’s not being fake towards your friends, that’s just what you do. You’re building a life with your significant other not your friends.