Karel

[Ludovic Guénet 愛 @LudovicGuenet]

we just need this natively as laravel devs

[Tomas Votruba @VotrubaT]

Anyone else missing PHP Annotated Monthly?

It was the single place to see all cherry-picked cool stuff happening in PHP community. Seems empty without it.

[Karel @Shaffe]

@brendt_gd I think it's really great that it's written in PHP and not Rust or Go. These kinds of initiatives push PHP forward, and some patterns become more and more refined over time across the ecosystem. It may even lead to new language features eventually.

[Karel @Shaffe]

@pascalbaljet Statamic

[Karel @Shaffe]

@_newtonjob I use attribute when two routes are using the same controller controller and require some tiny custom behaviour.
For your context I would also use context.

[Captain Insight @CaptainInsightX]

The man who killed the $10,000 GPU myth.
He did it alone, from Bulgaria, with one C file. 🤯

>Meet Georgi Gerganov.

>Bulgarian developer. Nobody had heard of him.
>In March 2023, Meta’s LLaMA model leaked online
>Within days he wrote a single C file
>Called it llama.cpp
>It ran a full AI model on a MacBook. No GPU. No cloud.
>The entire AI industry said you needed $10,000 GPUs to run LLMs 🔥
>He proved you didn’t. On a laptop. Alone.
>Also built whisper.cpp ~ same thing for voice AI
> His code is the foundation of Ollama, LM Studio, and GPT4All
>107,000+ GitHub stars. Fastest open-source AI project to hit 100K ever. 🚀
>In 2026 Hugging Face hired his entire team
>Still ships code. Still open source. Still free.

Every time you run AI locally, you’re running his work.

Absolute Legend 🐐

[Tim MacDonald @timacdonald87]

@0x15f @enunomaduro @taylorotwell This is without knowing anything about your test suite or app, but a few thoughts off the top of my noggin.

Realistically, I don't think there will be a quick solve here. My guess is item one will be the place to dig but also requires the most work.

[Karel @Shaffe]

@adamwathan What's the business model?

[Una 🇺🇦 @Una]

Proud of our team for making this happen 🥲

Many years of work, lots of discussions, and many prototypes painfully taken back to the drawing board.

*of course it isn't just the Chrome team working on this--the web is a huge collaborative effort--but you can't deny that Chrome is leading the charge here and this post represents a ton of our engineering effort, feature championing, and vision.

https://t.co/grFdg2TV8x

[Feross @feross]

🚨 CRITICAL: Active supply chain attack on axios -- one of npm's most depended-on packages.

The latest [email protected] now pulls in [email protected], a package that did not exist before today. This is a live compromise.

This is textbook supply chain installer malware. axios has 100M+ weekly downloads. Every npm install pulling the latest version is potentially compromised right now.

Socket AI analysis confirms this is malware. plain-crypto-js is an obfuscated dropper/loader that:

• Deobfuscates embedded payloads and operational strings at runtime
• Dynamically loads fs, os, and execSync to evade static analysis
• Executes decoded shell commands
• Stages and copies payload files into OS temp and Windows ProgramData directories
• Deletes and renames artifacts post-execution to destroy forensic evidence

If you use axios, pin your version immediately and audit your lockfiles. Do not upgrade.

[Karel @Shaffe]

@HiroKws @taylorotwell But with boost 1, you could still disable the tinker mcp tool to save a few tokens.

[Karel @Shaffe]

@HiroKws @taylorotwell For me, Opus often fails to escape tinker commands properly and ends up creating .php files... MCP make result way more deterministic.

[Karel @Shaffe]

@marcelpociot Did you consider adding FrankenPHP?

[Brent @brendt_gd]

More than 100 participants; two prize pools for multi- and single threaded solutions; performance already pushed to sub-3 seconds. The 100M-row challenge is doing great!

FYI: if you're with a company that wants to pitch in to biggen the prize pool, feel free to let me know :)

[Brent @brendt_gd]

A pretty cool new feature in Tempest 3.1: generate TypeScript types from PHP code! https://t.co/RvjvwPgmU4

[Brent @brendt_gd]

A pretty big milestone today! We've released Tempest 3.0! https://t.co/EiLUZG83Q5

[Karel @Shaffe]

@epelboin @grok ça parle de quoi ce tweet? Véracité ?

[Karel @Shaffe]

@adamwathan Playwright

[Karel @Shaffe]

@jeffrey_way @christophrumpel You can also use Spec kit or Amazon Kiro

[Una 🇺🇦 @Una]

What are your biggest complaints about using the web right now?