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Based on a true story

[hello kitty 🎀 @Imioly]

I strongly believe that if you behave like this when drunk you should not drink. Or at least limit, it’s concerning.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Charlamagne tha God: “All you do when you bring the Obamas up is remind people what is currently missing from the White House. The Obamas set a standard for decency and class and poise and intelligence. That no longer exists now. Now that bar is in hell. Satan and his demons use that bar to limbo”

[Jessica Knapik ✨ @JessicaKnapik]

Paid off my car loan 13 months early and my credit score dropped FIFTY points. This country is a joooooke 🤡🎪🔥

[Mari Copeny @LittleMissFlint]

Flint’s still not fixed, there are millions in this country facing a water crisis, but sure let’s do this.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This is enough money to cover universal free college for every US student for nearly a decade btw

[Matt 🛒 @EastPointMadeMe]

Barack aint been president in 3 terms yet they still disrespecting him & his wife... he really broke the racists in this country. He was their worst nightmare 🤣

[Danny 2 shoes ✌🏿 @ShaggysPlug]

Just saw Rick & Morty dropped a season premiere but I’m tryna go to bed 😩 why

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Diarrhea was much more affordable back then.

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

It's amazing how all the dogs in the world have this DAMN ability.

[Danny 2 shoes ✌🏿 @ShaggysPlug]

Nick the Greek has the best pita bread in Az 😙🤌🏿

[IG: olesoul57.2 ♉️ 5/12 @olesoul57_2]

Lol this granny needs to narrate vids full-time 🤣

[Memes and Markets @Memesandmkts]

Everyone is talking about Elon Musk, and the SpaceX IPO. But a trillion isn’t exactly what you think it is. w/@inneroperator

Shout out to @RyanClogg

[Inspirenaire @Inspirenaire]

Take heed

[sɪʟᴇɴᴛ 💮x🇵🇹 @wydsilent]

“here comes the tickle monster” ahh stance

[JOSH DUNLAP @JDunlap1974]

People walk out of church after the pastor says this :

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

You literally had ONE job…

[v4mp ✣ @lfghiro]

This is like finding footage of Da Vinci painting the Mona Lisa

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@Taidagreat92 😂😂😂😂😂

[Taitootrippy ♡✮☁️✧˖°💿⋆｡°✩ @Taidagreat92]

Lmaooo I’m hollering!