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looking for my birth mother on this bird app

[shagnasty @Shagnew]

My body is a machine that turns alcohol into my mom crying and yelling at me

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@morgantahn They’re very lucky gals! 🍀

[shagnasty @Shagnew]

@morgantahn Haha wonderful news my friend. Happy Friday to you sir!

[GLIZZYGOAT @glizzygoat420]

You’re either eating hot dogs with me or eating hot dogs against me

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Question for football people? Why don’t we do this every play? Seems like an easy way to score

[Vacelere @vacelere]

Caleb Williams reacts to Jayden Daniels game winner

[Not Jersey Joe @morgantahn]

Okay the single mom situation lasted roughly 3 ish months im going to try dating a stripper next

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Dying in a jigsaw trap because I kept cranking my hog instead of trying to escape

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Tossing my cat at the ceiling fan whenever my parlay loses

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Throwing my empty beer cans into the yard of my old paraplegic neighbor 🤣🤣

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Drinking 5 beers at the zoo and shoving my nonbinary son into the tiger exhibit

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Suplexing my idiot step son through the glass coffee table when he doesn’t get me a beer fast enough