Shahrivar Pocock

I'm just here to like funny tweets and hopefully make some OnlyFriends that will subscribe to my new cooking show, OnlyPans. Thank you in advance; love you!

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Going to see if Boris Johnson wants a movie night.

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@TheRambler146 Can you please teach us this meta I beg you.

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@LingyUTD @sal_b2bg @CFCMod_ @CultureCrave You support man utd, you won't know peace in this world or the next, you have bigger things to worry about.

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@sal_b2bg @CFCMod_ @CultureCrave This just in, Muslims cannot wish people peace in the afterlife according to Sabbir and his infinite wisdom.

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@garfxist Even seeing a picture of Margaret Thatcher annoys me.

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@whoskumba They techically did.

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@WholesomeMeme Those some powerful DSLs right there...

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@BoringMilner I think he should get a lifetime contract and a knighthood.

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@WholesomeMeme Just want to live in the woods and become a frog.

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@TrollFootball Spurs winning a game?

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@fckeveryword Words never uttered by Virgin Mary.

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@pissboymcgee Suspend everyone who's verified.

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@AmiriReloaded2x Yes, walahi and all that jazz.

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@g5briela It's spelled "sharting". I'm glad to have helped.

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@buhlenci I think I'd die if I worked anything over 50 hours.

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@bobbyteriyaki Shave your ballsack.

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@EveryWorDid911 One could say, blowjobs?

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@GNev2 @BorisJohnson She's in the mud, Gary.

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@NoContextHumans That's some cone on cone action.

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@TheTweetOfGod What, are you my parents now?

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@garfxist All you have to do is check her bio, the Dolph Lundgren lookalike.