Shai

For business inquiries have your mom call my mom

[Shai @Shai2fly]

Left on read

[Shai @Shai2fly]

@kinseh_ Cmon Kinseh I don’t need my 2s tm8 to leave me alone on defense even longer

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

If OpenAI can take Sam Altman back, then she can take you back.

Go drunk text her King.

[Shai @Shai2fly]

@Codie_Sanchez Don’t agree with #6, I know someone who currently sits on multiple boards and is a former CEO and is very helpful to all the companies she works with.

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Having an emotionally mature partner is TOP TIER. You're able to freely express your feelings/thoughts without judgement. They dont insult you, they dont ignore you, they dont become aggressive or manipulative – they listen, they respond, they patiently hold a safe space for you.

[Shai @Shai2fly]

@cassietaylorfm @sincerelysnw Motive doesn’t seem to be a criteria for this list Cass. You could have a different list for what you are describing but this is simply a list for “a firearm was fired on campus and someone died as a result” and NAU falls under that bucket

[𝙋𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙮 ✨️ @_Pammy_DS_]

Maturing is realizing you don't wanna be around drama, stress or conflict anymore. You start choosing calm over chaos, and distance over disrespect. You start prioritizing your peace, mental health, and happiness — over everything.

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

This is how I felt drinking after my first Four Loko

[Shai @Shai2fly]

@lupaylu Why make one miserable when you can make so many happy

[Shai @Shai2fly]

@Cutnoid @ImperialHal This wouldn’t be a true Hal clip without him talking about his lack of light ammo

[Abigail Higgins @abbyhiggins]

It finally happened: someone asked me where the library was in Spanish. I’ve been training for this since high school.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

the retirement age needs to be lowered to 28 because i’ve had enough

[Aaron @IAmAaronWill]

Fake has become so acceptable that people get offended when you keep it real.

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Boston Dynamics shows of their robots latest skills

[T @gentlycarved]

romo (relief of missing out)

[Jess Magdefrau @JessMagdefrau]

From a Southwest Pilot;

[Shai @Shai2fly]

Me anytime I experience any minor inconvenience

[Odell Beckham Jr @obj]

Never in my life have I experienced what just happened to me… I’ve seen it alll..

[toxic king @toxicking]

I hate when I call my mom and she don’t answer.. like tf you doing besides being my mom

[Shai @Shai2fly]

Is that CeeLo Green