I’m holding a large stack of #CLANKER, definitely one of the top holders, but it still feels like it’s not enough. I added more just over an hour ago. The launchpad competition on @base is fierce, and the winner is easily a 10b+ protocol.
#Virtuals had a massive lead and ran to $5B+ mcap, but they’re fumbling hard now with the unsustainable ponzi-style farm system that's hurting both users and builders. Meanwhile, #CLANKER keeps gaining mindshare with its fair launch model, consistent high-quality updates, and is attracting both users and top-tier builders.
In fact, three big projects that will remain unnamed originally set to launch on Virtuals just reached out about launching on #CLANKER instead. That tells you everything.
#Virtuals turned into a ponzi farm machine, people just want to 10-50x their miniscule allocations and dump, with no real communities forming around the projects, most of which bleed to zero.
While #CLANKER is busy pushing updates to further improve its fair-launch system and grow its ecosystem and attract builders, in addition to being listed on @coinbase and @krakenfx, it’s one of the most distributed/decentralized coin on @base with over 1M holders across CEXes and onchain.
I see this clearly:
#Useless to billions on @solana.
#CLANKER to billions on @Base.
You only need one or two plays to make it, and here we have the best of both chains.
I already held @theunipcs aka 'bonk guy' in high regard for his background as a trader and the legendary plays he shared publicly, like his public $10K $BONK long that ran to $15M+, and his sharp grasp of both crypto markets and macro dynamics.
but my respect for @theunipcs has grown even more recently. the guy is a machine and consistently shown high integrity, few top-tier traders share this much alpha and insight for free on x, and hes handed out generational wealth calls to hundreds of thousands of followers time and time again!
ps : screenshot below from when I went all in on #useless.
I stand by #CLANKER becoming the de facto launchpad for @base, and by extension @coinbase thanks to the native integration of base ecosystem into coinbase CEX app. This brings direct exposure of @base coins and #Clanker launches to hundreds of millions of users.
#Clanker imo is poised for a similar run to what $VIRTUALS experienced during the AI meta, when countless ecosystem projects hit $100M+ valuations like Luna, Game, Tibbir, Vader, Convo, Sekoia, with some like $AIXBT pushing near $1B.
#CLANKER is already #1 Launchpad on @base by several metric, and my bet is that it will eventually be worth billions in just a few months, with the largest and fastest growing ecosystem in @coinbase.
Your networth when you stop rotating and start BULLieving.
Zoom out, don't let them steal your coins.
$i am telling you, no one's ready for what's coming.
#Clanker is starting to feel like early #Virtuals, back when #Virtuals sat under $40M for weeks before it started ripping daily and running to $4B+ mcap, dragging multiple ecosystem projects past $100M along the way.
#Clanker will hit $1B and still feel undervalued.
Many are in awe of the recent surge of $useless, but fail to grasp the broader picture.
This is merely the beginning for $useless and the entire @bonkfun ecosystem.
The forthcoming rally will leave those on the sidelines scrambling to cope with their inaction.
Every ex-colleague in IB I’ve talked to about $useless coin found it hilarious mainly because they’ve been saying the whole crypto industry is useless for years. Most have bought in just for the luls and are already up many Xs.
Feww.
Extremely high conviction that $CLANKER reclaims its ATH and goes far beyond in a mid/longterm timeframe.
With https://t.co/ix77b8dWJL casually raising at a $4B valuation, Virtuals at $2.5B, and Clanker standing as a top 2 launchpad on Base (and #1 by tokens launched), the upside is clear. 1M+ holders, already listed on @kraken and @coinbase, deep liquidity across venues, $30M+ in revenue, and a rapidly expanding ecosystem, and with @clankeronbase confirming the utility/revshare implementation in roadmap with current priority focus on growing their ecosystem further and refining their product, it’s only a matter of time.
And that’s where my edge is, patience, in a market full of shortsighted dopamine junkies. Just look at yesterday, intraday panic fully reversed within hours and the market already looks healthier than ever.
$Clanker will be an 8-figure play. It will melt faces.
Few understand.
I know for a fact that a few vcs and liquid funds have been stacking $CLANKER, and they're pissed at me for drawing attention to it and messing up their quiet accumulation and DCAs lmeow
I’m a numbers guy, so let’s just look at the current stats of @clankeronbase and let them speak:
- 310,000+ tokens launched through $CLANKER, #1 on @base.
- $3.1B+ in total volume, with millions in daily volume, clear evidence of sticky and sustained user activity.
- $30.4M in creator fees already generated.
With V4 around the corner & dozens/hundreds of top-tier projects lined up to launch on @clankeronbase, we’re still early to what’s shaping up to be a billion-dollar protocol.
Revshare and utility rollout for $CLANKER are coming post V4, and $CLANKER remains massively undervalued across every meaningful metric.
Expect more buys like these in $Clanker, and even 7fig ones once institutional money starts flowing into @base.
Again, only a handful of people in this space have any foresight, most can't even think two steps ahead.
Feww
Someone has to say it, If it has be me so be it.
$CLANKER IS A BILLION DOLLAR PROTOCOL IN THE MAKING.
And it's set to have multiple 100M+ projects within its ecosystem, ($Bnkr, $i, $Native, $Noice to name a few) with dozens if not hundreds of future projects in the pipeline.
When people start doubting @bonkfun coins reaching 1billion and multi 9fig mcaps, remember that just a year ago, @pumpdotfun's founder, @a1lon9 was sliding into kols dms, practically begging them to use his app to buy 50k mcap shitters.
Fast forward a few months, and countless coins have blasted past billion dollar and 9fig valuations.
#Useless is set to be the first coin to hit 1B+, with a mainstream/normies friendly narrative, a cult-like community already formed around it and great cult leader @theunipcs leading the movement.
And it won’t be the last. Many others within the @bonkfun ecosystem are on the same trajectory and will hit 9fig 10fig vals.