Got news that I got an @afrimma nominaton for Best African Comedian along some people I really look up to in the craft
Thank you to everyone who shows up for Kenyan Stand up Comedy
It is a mockery of public finance for international lenders to feign shock at Kenya's lack of spending plans now, after years of rubber-stamping illegal, opaque loans that bypassed constitutional oversight and pushed our nation into a debt trap. @WorldBankGroup@WorldBankAfrica #denibandia #OdiousDebtKe
I swear to God there are some passes being strung together by Spain right now that I’ve never seen the likes of since Pep’s Barca. Luis De La Fuente is a mad man. A methodical genius. I’m telling you, if you’re an opponent on that pitch, you’re genuinely begging for the final whistle. This is godlike levels of football.
THE SHYLOCK NEXT DOOR
You would never let someone use your ID to borrow money from a Shylock, then expect you to repay the loan. You would call it THEFT.
So why are we so quiet when it happens to our country?
Kenya’s public debt now stands at about KSh 12.8 trillion. This year, about 91 percent of the taxes we collect will go to paying debt, not improving hospitals, schools, roads, or supporting counties.
We feel it every day through higher taxes, delayed county funding, delayed and reduced capitation, struggling public services, and fewer development projects.
Debt is not the problem. Debt without clear results is.
Every Kenyan is paying for these loans. Every Kenyan has the right to ask one simple question.
What did we borrow all this money for?
Your name is on the bill. Your voice should be part of the conversation.
#KenyaDebtCrisis #OdiousDebt #DeniBandia #GetitDone #ReKe
This is probably the same reasoning most people use to treat waiters or cleaners terribly. It's a huge character flaw and it probably extends past her supposed disdain for men 🤷🏽♀️
The World Bank has cut Kenya's 2026 growth forecast to 4.3%, down from 4.9%, and warns up to 2.4 million more Kenyans could fall into poverty this year.
Government projected 5%.
That gap between official optimism and lived reality is the story of this presidency.
Kenyans are paying more for fuel, transport and food while being told the numbers are fine.
We need a government that plans for citizens, not for headlines.
#Kumekucha. #UkatibaMovement #Ukombozi
British Airways and Norwegian Airlines made a bet that whoever lost at the World Cup had to change their profile picture to the other one for the day 😂