Kendra Gauge

Grad student take two. Self-taught book binder. She/Her. Probably hiding from responsibilities. #WritingCommunity

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@hankgreen Can I join?

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@PairEyewear @1Storyteller Feel better knowing that your glasses are not just cute and endlessly customizable but also (apparently) delicious.

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@TomSheehan22 Am I the only one who associates math with yellow?

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@nytimes I wasn't expecting this out of the 100 best restaurants in New York, but now I'm interested in seeing more of your email templates. Are there any inside jokes? Other interesting reminders like the curiosity gap? Also, be sure to capitalize after periods. :)

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Hey @jimmyjohns, do you have any bundles or...? I'm just not clear about your bundle options.

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@paytmitch Literally my internal monologue when I worked as a social media person for higher ed. Like, I don't care if I personally sound stupid online, but I can't sound stupid if I'm a university. It took me more time to work up the courage to click "post" than it did to write the posts.

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@SciShow How many people think about the Total Eclipse of the Heart?

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@hankgreen made this too easy.
https://t.co/MqemlYE9Pq

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Kirby loves his @barkbox toys, but Cinnamon gets a little confused. I think he thought he could get the banana out of the box liner. #SuperChewer

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@barkbox

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@NutellaUSA why does your product have to look like poop? It’s delicious on my homemade bread, but looks very fecal-like. Thanks 💜

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Day 28 of asking @elonmusk for a million dollars

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@MrBeast what does it take to get lots of money?

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Day 26 of asking @elonmusk for a million dollars.

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Merry Christmas! This is day 25 of me asking @elonmusk for a million dollars.

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This is a break from my usual content to ask if @billiejoe would stop his party to help a neighbor if their house were on fire. But also to share a short story. Enjoy.
https://t.co/bZalsax1rX
#OriginalFiction #Fire #AmWriting

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Day 24 of asking @elonmusk for a million dollars 💸

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Asking @elonmusk for a million dollars, day 23.

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@tedwardwrites Dibs on kidnapping artists and torturing them until they create a painting to my liking.