ShakespeareCat

The poor cat i'th'adage. DM your cat to get them Shakespeare'd!

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

New TV show idea; Celebrity singer vandalizes vehicles, called Alicia Keys Cars...

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

Some killjoy: ‘Stop playing with your food!’

*Me and my ham sandwich get down from the seesaw*

[ShakespeareCat @ShakespeareCat1]

#shakespeare #ShakespeareSunday #Kinglear #TeenChoice #Mouse #CatCon2017 #cat

[ShakespeareCat @ShakespeareCat1]

@TuSoonShakur Many thanks!
https://t.co/AuQtPjVk5i

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

Me, excited: Are we gonna go in the Mosh Pet!

-You mean the mosh PIT, right?

Me, sad: *Furtively puts my dog grooming kit away*

[ShakespeareCat @ShakespeareCat1]

#shakespeare #catsoftwitter #pirates #TunaTuesday #TheBoldTypeChat

[ShakespeareCat @ShakespeareCat1]

#BlackCat #Shakespeare #WhiskersWednesday #MSND #RomeoandJuliet #Fabulous #nationalrelaxationday

[ShakespeareCat @ShakespeareCat1]

#othello #shakespeare #funnymeme #cats #KittyMacSquad #tunatuesday #whiskerswednesday

[ShakespeareCat @ShakespeareCat1]

#shakespeare #cats #CatsOfTwitter #Tunatuesday #BookLoversDay #hamlet

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

The Simpsons is my favorite tv show about a whole town with jaundice.

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

Hi I’m Chris - I have fat thumbs and no patience for auto-connect

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

Hermit Crab: Yeah, so I just live on this beach, doing my thing in my shell...

Permit Crab: Sir, You need a license for that...

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

*God inventing raccoons*
God: Hehe.. this'uns my lil bandit
Dude, u ok?
God: Ima give him a lil mask
Get some sleep
God: He'll rob stuff lol

[Christopher Ashman @CAshmanActor]

Put that zest back in your life by squeezing lemon juice in your eye.

[ShakespeareCat @ShakespeareCat1]

#shakespeare #cats #CatsOfTwitter #Tunatuesday #BookLoversDay #hamlet

[ShakespeareCat @ShakespeareCat1]

#othello #shakespeare #funnymeme #cats #KittyMacSquad #tunatuesday #whiskerswednesday

[ShakespeareCat @ShakespeareCat1]

#WorldPhotoDay #ShakespeareSunday #Caturday #catsoftwitter #romeoandjuliet

[ShakespeareCat @ShakespeareCat1]

#Shakespeare #Friends #Macbeth #catsinboxes #cat #kitty #Furrsday #whiskerswednesday #thescottishplay

[ShakespeareCat @ShakespeareCat1]

#Shakespeare #Friends #Macbeth #catsinboxes #cat #kitty #Furrsday #whiskerswednesday #thescottishplay

[ShakespeareCat @ShakespeareCat1]

@CAshmanActor Elbee sounds like the plural

[ShakespeareCat @ShakespeareCat1]

#bread #KittyLoafMonday #KyloRen #shakespeare #ShakespeareinthePark #CatCon2017 #MSND #quince #AdoptDontShop