Fernie

Realistic cynic. Animal lover - bats, tapirs and dogs are my go-tos. My patronus is a flying fox.

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

@RebekahFawcett They qualified for the soccer final four so we have one more weekend to go. More frigid reports to come.

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

There is nothing colder than fall soccer.

[Storm Athletics @chanstormAD]

It is a beautiful day for some tennis as Chanhassen takes on Orono in a Metro West Conference battle! A lot of great play and close matches taking place! ⁦@ChanHSTennis⁩

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

@RebekahFawcett OMG that face! Sounds like a good plan to me.

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

@TMobile @reeses Salty #TMobileTuesdays #Contest

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

There is nothing colder or wetter than spring soccer.

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

Like the rest of us, my Christmas cactus has lost all sense of time. #whatdayisit

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

9YO has “read all the books.” So I gave her my old beat-up copy of The Hobbit last night and she reluctantly started it.

Now everything, according to her is “my precious.”

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

Spring break means baking! Muffins (banana and pumpkin) and cookies (sugar and chocolate chip) and bread and dog treats and macarons!

Vanilla chocolate
Mint chocolate
Vanilla marmalade

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

I want to go to there.

[WhatsOnStage @WhatsOnStage]

The Dark Crystal ballet, with Jim Henson puppets, announced in new Royal Opera House season https://t.co/6s2BUBhlbE

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

I tweaked my neck washing my hair in the shower.

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

@kmikrot I miss cube neighbors asking if I was peeling an orange or if they were having a stroke!

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

#MTNDEWMAJORMELON 137

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

My husband has been annoyingly calling #SuperBowl, “the big game” all week. The girls have now co-opted it for the #puppybowl2021 and it’s the level of angst and teasing we all needed.

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

@NWSduluth How “hard pants” will feel after the pandemic

(SW Twin Cities)

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@LindsaySHall My 12YO says this is what jeans will feel like when she goes back to hybrid learning in a couple weeks.

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@LindsaySHall My kids are going to do this. Pictures coming in a few hours

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

Thanks @JohnDreesJr for reminding me that three years ago today, he, @slbeatty and I zip-lined across the Mississippi River in the middle of winter as part of the Super Bowl LII festivities.

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

@kmikrot @Joshua_Ariza 1980 Chevy Malibu station wagon the Fernie-mobile.

[Fernie @Shaking_Bacon]

My office mate today: a partially constructed sock monkey. The 9YO also slept with it last night.