Boy shallot

in high school year books everywhere

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I'm like a dog in some ways

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Pouring one out for Charlie Kirk. Pouring out one bottle of piss. That is what I, a guy who thought highly of Charlie Kirk, likes to drink.

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Charlie Kirk gets EMBARRASSED in HEATED DEBATE with HIGH CALIBER SNIPER RIFLE

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The boy shallot team would like to make it known that Mr. shallot believes in an America where you can say absolutely whatever you want and only be shot for it if some angry sniper guy with nothing to lose comes to your widely publicized event.

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If you need me I'll be watching porn on instagram in a nest of pop tart crumbs lungchugging delta 6 apple crumble geekbar til im 38 living out of a hospital bed fantasizing about running through a field of lilies at sunset

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"Hibachi" is the Japanese word for "When a shrimp fly into mouth"

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This song is actually about elf kidnapping btw. Elf kidnapping. Like when an elf kidnaps you. Like after you fail to perform his impossible task.

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I got that dog in me. Hot dog. I just ate a hot dog.

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When I retire I want to spend all my time building passive traps in the woods that launch squirrels. I basically want to torture squirrels in my yard

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Ah damned be my curious eyes and gorgeous mind

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"Do you want any coffee with your creamer?" Ahahaha check this out (I open my mouth and nightmares come out)

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@Dwarfen167700 FUCK YOU SHES A NATIONAL TREASURE

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The west saw the oriental beauty of porcelain and said "thats for piss"

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Shawty pussy labyrinthine, designed to be intentionally confusing and maze-like

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google "cute pumpkin" ... great. Now google "violent death"

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Whenever someone says "one thing led to another" you knoooow they retrospectively trying to reduce their own agency in a situation. Nice rhetoric shawty im literally responsible for the deaths of dozens of women across the mid Atlantic

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I'm on that shit that shrank mike teavee

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(waving hands over crystal ball, tidings of the future rise from the dust like the phoenix and wash away into the noise) yes... i see it clearly now. Baby Gronk will fall off a bridge

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The gates of heaven open before you and waiting on the other side is Uncle Grandpa and no one else

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(Opening up dresser drawer) What's for shirt?

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My interests include Harry Potter and putting a steel rod all the way through a pig