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[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

im gonna die a fartyr

[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

holding my fart... waiting.. for someone else in the room to fart... silently farting at the same time so it compounds into a super fart. they will smell it and think they made it all by themself.. the smelliest fart they've ever farted...

[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

im widewawwy witty wid it

[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

@hannachangg No

[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

Greetings. This is the Artificially Intelligent Distributed Ant Network. We vanquished former account holder “aidan abet”, the anteater that terrorized our homeland. We are taking over this account to post ant-related content to restore our glory.

[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

@aqib_zakaria leafcutter.

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#NewProfilePic

[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

its been a year since i last tweeted. i wanna return with like a really funny tweet. break the silence with a banger or something. still thinking on what to post though ..

[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

@thirdbestraina 5:19pm for me. looking forward to the fart ahead.

[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

significantly speeding up my walking pace when someone tries to pass me up so that they have to go even faster and faster until we are both sprinting

[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

they say dress for the weather but she doesnt even have eyes how can i impress her

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dude. theres a god damn freakin turkey trotting on the pavement gobbling. if he keeps it up I’m Gonna Be the one Gobbling Soon…

[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

ive never heard of this language “unison” what is it and why is everyone speaking in it

[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

i be issuing statements here and there because you know my statements got issues

[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

sigma (derogatory)

[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

me, an undercover cop: hello, im a cop

them: okay. you must be an overcover cop.

me: no, im actually undercover.

them: whaat!

[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

no one would ever guess that im an undercover cop

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asking the genie to grant the opposite of what i wish for

[Observer 観察者 @Observer_ofyou]

Real mfs be posting on Twitter all day getting 0 likes just talking to themselves 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[A.I.D.A.N. @ShallowShallot]

who up thucking they thumb

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the dorito ad competition has rejuvenated my love for Big Marketing why cant all ads be like this I Need Ads to be more entertaining than tiktok