Schizs👻

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[Schizs👻 @ShallyOnas]

Road to 5k followers 🔖

[Billie @Billie_T]

Anyone who captained Haaland should be offered the chance to captain someone else because the haircut was something we simply couldn’t mitigate for

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

Full grown adults that can’t swim, cycle, skate, backpack, take a gap year, vacation, play an instrument or speak multiple foreign languages. Just a lifetime of hustling and trying to leave survival mode. These are subtle poverty metrics that no one really talks about

[Ben @BenJoyceFoot]

Child celebrating so much he’s almost crying whilst you’re doing a whip & nae nae in 2026, the Barclays has never been so back 🫡

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Baleba seeing all of you laugh at Manchester United

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

dare i say this is the hottest position to fuck in

[Joe Smith @Sayless091]

I love what I saw from Diomande today. That boy knows exactly when to dribble and when to release the ball. So composed and mature for his age.

[Real Madrid C.F. @realmadrid]

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[eve @tensaiszn]

I'm fucking divorced, from the most beautiful woman in your planet. It's my wife. My ex-wife. I love her unbelievably! But we lost the passion. For many reasons, we lost the passion. I love her? YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. She loves me? YEAH. But we lost the passion.

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

FOR MANY REASONS WE LOST THE PASSION, I LOVE HER YEAH, ABSOLUTELY, SHE LOVES ME, ABSOLUTELY BUT WE LOST THE PASSION

[Avy @avyloveyou]

Loving me is not enough, I need you to support Real Madrid 🕊

[Dr. Shak🩺 @realbig_shak]

If Ronaldo become Nigeria citizen today, we go vote am ahead of Peter Obi. I no sure say una understand this community fully. Ronaldo comes first.

[Schizs👻 @ShallyOnas]

The Journey Starts today
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[Schizs👻 @ShallyOnas]

Finished 25/26 season @ 700k 🌎
This season I’m aiming 50k 🌎

[Schizs👻 @ShallyOnas]

Finished 25/26 season @ 700k 🌎
This season I’m aiming 50k 🌎

[Schizs👻 @ShallyOnas]

“Top 10%” Tight Settings

[CP @UtdCitypriest]

I dragged Bruno Fernandes because of Ronaldo

Who goes Okocha??😂😂

[ؘ @hildsbrach]

ainda bem que existe a hipocrisia pra eu poder fazer hoje o que eu critiquei ontem

[osama ✰ @realwolog]

“omo i don late oh, make i run”

“fvck, i forget my earpiece”

[Schizs👻 @ShallyOnas]

“Top 10%” Tight Settings

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

@heisrema Must be time for the Hollywood humiliation arc. Nawa o.

[Schizs👻 @ShallyOnas]

I’m a believer of Project 49 @RocNation

[DANDIZZY @iDanDizzy]

Omo ThankGod say Ronaldo don achieve things for life ooo Jesus these Portugal players them be antichrist.