Shamboooooooooozzzzzzz

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Just saw a reel stating "If I wanted to hear something from an asshole, I would’ve just farted."
Going to use it so much

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@ad_waitt No scenes 😞

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Uninstalling insta so i dont get FOMO after watching everyone’s Diwali party scenes

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On my birthday, I’m doing a mukbang

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Ladies please remember:
once an abuser, always an abuser

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Professor charles xavier we will miss u

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We love LEGOs so much, we keep each other blocked

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@aanalonelyfans 💔💔💔

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Congress ke time par Cartoon Network was still broadcasting

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Got promoted today🤟🧿

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Last night drank so much at the team dinner
I told my manager "apki biwi maregi nhi itna pee liya hai apne"

I dontttt want to go to workkk
Never drinking againnn
God make him forget everythinggg

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People from my school are getting engaged and here I am making my parents listen to my “ek chaiwala” (x4) monologue

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My father’s starting salary was 1500, and he bought my mother heels worth 1200 in the early days of their marriage. I want to cryyyyyyy 💔💔💔

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@paprikasaucefr Barciiii here she comesss

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@paprikasaucefr Pariss here she comessss

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Banaras aate hi 5 kalakand aur 3 gulab jamun lapet liye

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Bhaiya aur tezz chalao
Aise toh meri motion sickness ruk jayegi

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I’ll be brave and ask the question no one wants to ask. What is a fantasy bra and why is it important?

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My mind's in disturbia

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@paprikasaucefr Ummmmm whooooooo

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colleague casually showing me a rocket taking off midconversation 😭

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@paprikasaucefr Sorryyyy😞😞😞