Sub-par

tbf, you're guessing is as good as mine

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Every morning I make my bed in case nosy guests get the impression my life has fallen into a profound aesthetic abyss.

[Hunty @Huntwherever]

Took my sister out to the bar last night and a gay gestured at her outfit and said "you ate" and my sister replied "we had thai food for dinner" and then asked me if she looked bloated

[Sub-par @Shananaroo]

How do you go from giving me a ring, telling me that you want to spend forever with me - to now not know what you're feeling and that there is no spark?! My heart is fucking crushed. I'm tired of giving everything I've got to have this be the result

[Sub-par @Shananaroo]

Why is being vulnerable and asking for something so small and simple that would bring me a lot of joy and reconnection make me want to have a panic attack. I definitely fear rejection, but I also don't want to feel humiliated for asking and saying how I feeeeel 🫠

[Sub-par @Shananaroo]

I think the angel on my shoulder was disguised as fear. It kept me "safe" in self sabotage and self-righteousness

[Sub-par @Shananaroo]

Hey metal screamers, have any if yall ever belched mid growl/yell/scream and it just blended in with it? Like no one knew you belched- I need to know

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Criticize me, and I won't be baking you my lemon bars.

[Sub-par @Shananaroo]

Seeing In This Moment was fucking phenomenal 😍 Maria Brink is so freaking gorgeous 😩

[Sub-par @Shananaroo]

It seems the people of wdsm don't appreciate Orville Peck as much as they should. What a shame

[Ashley Gavin @AshGavs]

too sad to fuck hot bisexuals today so is it even pride?

[Sub-par @Shananaroo]

Can Rhea Ripley be my trainer because 💀💀💀💀

[Jurassic Park Updates @JurassicPark2go]

Losing a bit of blood is actually good for you

[Cosmo 4 Guys @Cosmo4Guys]

Guy Tip #391

[Words @itswords_]

i’m trying my hardest to not act how i feel.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

HEY SORRY TO BOTHER YOU BUT LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU ARE AVAILABLE TO GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Sub-par @Shananaroo]

There's literally nothing worse than blowing up a work bathroom on overnights. You can't blame customers ya just gotta own it 🤣🤣💀💀