Shane

Bad news about the Divine

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

9/11 in lego city probably sounded funny as hell

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[julie @levtiticus]

IM FUCKING DEAD

[owen crews @nevo1st]

harry kane didnt score any cos he had a big tea last night and he felt really heavy

[Will @willne]

OMGGGGGGG

[Elliott Levy @elltells79]

Hell of a venue for Bradford v Norwich.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Well well well 😂

[nettie ⚢ okkotsus PR TEAM 🇲🇽 @dwaekari]

i fucking hate ronaldo so…spain just this once

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

I’ve boarded flights on percents you wouldn’t go to the bathroom with

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

whoever wrote that one gun and ball tweet must feel so vindicated every single day

[MudkipNerd @MudkipNerd_]

i would burn cities for an apple sized grape don't even fucking joke lad

[Dagan @himynameisdagan]

“Now take it away”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Palestinian goalkeeper Salim Al-Ashqar has been killed by Israeli forces in Gaza.

He leaves behind his wife of 5 months who is expecting their first child.

[piñiña piña calalal @pullmypiercing]

Your. Third. Pit.

[SVA Social Bun - Puns 🐰💾💖 @sockspuns]

Generational console slander just dropped

[Liberite 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @brownliberite]

In Britain, there is an ancient power the PM has which allows for anything to happen no questions asked but it's just used to increase tuition fees periodically and let pubs stay open during world cups