Slim Shaney

Boombastic

[Slim Shaney @Shane_Fofonoff]

Just want to skip to the day when I can go to a club with @Nicole_Fofonoff and do the amount of dancing I wish was at highschool parties

[Slim Shaney @Shane_Fofonoff]

Yeah Dad I know that yard work never killed anyone, but why take that risk?

[Slim Shaney @Shane_Fofonoff]

My latest regret was responding with "Don't worry about it" when my mom asked how exams were going

[Slim Shaney @Shane_Fofonoff]

Saying I'm excited is an understatement

[Slim Shaney @Shane_Fofonoff]

Do you ever feel like just yelling "LIAR" at the weather app on your phone?

[Slim Shaney @Shane_Fofonoff]

Mom: "How was your day?"
Me: "I almost got kidnapped"
Mom: "Did you do your homework?"

[Slim Shaney @Shane_Fofonoff]

When you about to cheat on a math test and your calculator calls you out

[Slim Shaney @Shane_Fofonoff]

@izzy_kathryn we had volleyball at 9 in the morning ☺️🔫

[Slim Shaney @Shane_Fofonoff]

Getting a motivational speech from my dad this morning but the only thing I'm motivated to do is keep my breakfast down

[Slim Shaney @Shane_Fofonoff]

As me and @ScottyMLong are eating crackers Scott looks at me and says "Does this make us Cannibals?" #Deep

[Slim Shaney @Shane_Fofonoff]

Just found out my cousin met Bryan Cranston or better known as Walter White in New York and took a selfie with him

[Slim Shaney @Shane_Fofonoff]

Stairway to heaven

[Slim Shaney @Shane_Fofonoff]

One of my most favourite pastimes is learning Red Hot Chilli Pepper songs on guitar

[Slim Shaney @Shane_Fofonoff]

@Nicole_Fofonoff You can't just leave a box of birthday cake Oreo's on the counter and expect nothing to happen