Muslim Shane Hollander

Don’t tell Sheikh
Iftaring all over my maghrib munch munch munch yum yum yum

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[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

// Admin about me post

Hi I’m one of 10 Russo-Albanian Muslims on planet earth (Definitely real statistic)

DNI if you’re Islamophobic, Homophobic, Racist, weird parasocial, etc.

I make photo edits on occasion, never use AI because I care about the planet

Let’s be friends.

[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

@Scotts_Dildo @porkhollander AI generated

[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

The concept of naming my beloved pet @porkhollander knowing eating both pork and cat is haram—

[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

@VampireWilmon_ // genuinely why are Yall so averse to Fabian being played by an actual Lebanese person

It’s Lwk giving anti-Arab at this point

[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

@Scotts_Dildo @porkhollander Proof?

[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

@FrauMizantrop @snoopyilya // Innacurate, Ilya is uncut /hj

[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

@Scotts_Dildo @porkhollander You’ve also been inside several

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@Scotts_Dildo @porkhollander All the dildos suddenly being sentient—

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@laurelrrybot He was NOT using wet&wild breakup-proof eyeliner

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

3x Stanley Cup champion Shane Hollander turns 35.

[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

@HOLLANPILLED @uhbucky // so great minds think alike ig 😭

[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

@dprkives // it’s Lwk backwards and assuming a full retraction of the foreskin but pretty good for using no references ngl

[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

@porkhollander @shnehollander24 @piercetheevie05 You are pork

[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

@r0zanovic It’s ok I forgive you. now send to make sure nobody else sees it

[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

@Nicola4Life // SEND IT TO ME RACHEL

[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

@uhbucky // whole time Ilya’s could’ve just been saying an informal goodbye in Ukrainian (Па-Па)

[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

@itsokimokayyy // I fear I’ve heard it many times before because I’m russian and it’s also just not an unpopular song by any means, especially in the early 2000s 😭

[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

@pcyleclercs @storriehudcon

[sora ⟣ ☽̶☾ @pcyleclercs]

baby’s first heated rivalry giveaway 🏒✨🍁
.✦ ݁˖ happy one year since hudcon casting 🫶

rules: follow & rt
extra entry: comment with your favourite scene from the books and/or show
ends: 9th may @ 10pm bst

will ship worldwide 💫

[Muslim Shane Hollander @ShaneHalalander]

@prodbyhud // trust I will be cataloging everything to make a thinkpiece about any potential inaccuracies 😭