Shanel Teer

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough.

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

how now, brown cow.

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

Artificial desires are despoiling the earth

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

If a tree fell in the forest and no one was around, would it make a sound?

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

You wouldn't care what people thought of you if you realised how seldom they do.

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

Don't get good at doing something if you don't like doing it.

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

Nothing you could say could offend me. I only get offended by things that make sense.

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

As long as you don't forgive, who and whatever it is will occupy rent-free space in your mind.

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

Love is not finding a perfect person, it is seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

When they were giving out noses, you thought they said roses, and you said "Give me a big red one"

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am!

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

Some people drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge, while some others only gargle.

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

Don't bother trying to teach a pig to sing; you only waste your time and annoy the pig.

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

A kid's idea of a balanced diet is a hamburger in each hand.

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

Whoever acquires knowledge and does not practice it resembles him who ploughs his land and leaves it unsown.

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and the back of the church.

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

love comes around while doing things you like.

[Shanel Teer @ShanelTeer]

serenity now!