Shane Winters

I love everyone and I'm just trying to entertain the world.

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

@SarahKSilverman me too.

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

Gilmore Girls make me happy and warm inside...like a shot of vodka. #gilmoregirls

[Seth Meyers @sethmeyers]

Proud to live in a country where BEING a dick is still a non-punishable offense.

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

When they give out the awards on Toddlers & Tiaras, they should simultaneously give out awards for sorry-as-fuck-parents.

[Mathea @matheamt]

Awesome episode of #TheVoice!!!

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

Cee Lo looked like he was from the Broadway production of Mad Max. #thevoice #nbc

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

Smash=Dreamgirls+Flashdance #nbc

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

Pitbull looks like Billy Corgan in a Miami Vice jacket #thevoice

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

@MTrenchislegit hmm not sure what kind u want. Try The Weakerthans. Or give me a genre.

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

@billmaher environmentally I totally agree with you. I believe God made us stewards of the world & we shouldn't fumble around & fuck it up.

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

@___Kazza___ hmm well that could be a problem :)

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

Bristol Palin lost her virginity while drinking wine coolers. Right because if anything screams romance it's a 4 pack of Bartles & Jaymes.

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

"In the end the love you take is equal to the love you make"--Lennon/McCartney

[Ian Somerhalder @iansomerhalder]

Make art- not destruction!

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

I didn't watch Two & a Half Men before, but I will now :) @aplusk

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

Watching Disaster Date on #mtv it's pretty much a dating version of Punk'd, but without @aplusk

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

"Never waste a minute thinking about people you don't like."--Dwight D. Eisenhower #quote

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

The '80s--when guys walked around with boom boxes.

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

I hate bad texters.

[Shane Winters @ShaneWinters]

"People dislike me intensely"--Larry David