ShanBizzleMyNizzle

just chiefin.

[ShanBizzleMyNizzle @ShanJade13]

"Ag sy is net suur pruime"

[ShanBizzleMyNizzle @ShanJade13]

*drum and bass playing in the back ground"

Santies mom hears this for the first time.

"My hemel Santie! Ek dog jy het n water lek!"

[ShanBizzleMyNizzle @ShanJade13]

One cousin looks at the other cousin.

"in sink with the coldsores".

[ShanBizzleMyNizzle @ShanJade13]

*kicks cup of fruit juice over on the floor*
"Thank goodness it's not a large creme soda!"

[ShanBizzleMyNizzle @ShanJade13]

"Engel gaan haal n lappie! Ek het wors op my skoen gemors!"

[ShanBizzleMyNizzle @ShanJade13]

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[F. Scott Fitz Jesse (Johnny Utah edition) @FScottFitzJesse]

A chicken and sausage food truck called It Was the Breast of Times, It Was the Wurst of Times.

[ShanBizzleMyNizzle @ShanJade13]

"He had that 2 finger grocery bag grip" - He's the one.

[ShanBizzleMyNizzle @ShanJade13]

@TA_4Short Why aren't you blonde anymore? Luck of the draw with that color hair hey, one day you're Malibu, the next you're sporting a Borrie Look.

[ShanBizzleMyNizzle @ShanJade13]

You might as well be who you are because im going to feel it anyway - Empath.

[ShanBizzleMyNizzle @ShanJade13]

Customer bought a vehicle from me because he could see the outline of my nipples through my jersey.

Wait what, sex sells? Who knew.

[ShanBizzleMyNizzle @ShanJade13]

I really have to stop getting myself into these situations.

Cashier at Spar told me I looked familiar, she's seen me some where before. I reply my usual reply.

Now 5 minutes later im helping her search PornHub for that darn video.

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

#caturday

[Mima @RealLifeGold]

Heavy on “whatever my baby wants my baby gets”.

I am my baby.

[Blackie Swart @Blackieswart_]

I’m thinking first beverage at about 12:01?

[Vannie Kaap @_vanniekaap]

When I die, my mouth will be donated to science, so future generations can study the tongue of someone who never lekked gat.

[ShanBizzleMyNizzle @ShanJade13]

@Jake_Vig askies? sorry?

[ShanBizzleMyNizzle @ShanJade13]

Crying about Oranges. I don't even eat Oranges.

[ShanBizzleMyNizzle @ShanJade13]

"I also like big words, I just don't use them"