Shannon Lochridge

Ex-Professional Rock Climber, Aggie, Senior Designer @Expedia

[Shannon Lochridge @ShanLoch]

Best birthday ever? @JManziel2 I can't thank you enough for signing this #birthday card for me!!!! #Thanksandgigem #OVO #ComebackSZN starting 25 off right thanks to @SouljaMoy-you rock

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Have you ever thought that the number of bear attacks would decrease if we stopped giving our babies teddy bears? @NatGeo

[Shannon Lochridge @ShanLoch]

Tell me @WillAngus_ isn’t a younger, fatter Ashton Kutcher, I dare you.
Cc: @aplusk @Friday_Beers @AlmostFridayTV

[Hullabaloo Hype Man 💎 @EKingGill3]

The kids are going to be alright

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I don’t tweet often, but when I do it’s to bitch about the announcers talking over every intense performance element of the Olympics. *figure skating commentators can u stfu??

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U can ozempic weight but u can’t ozempic long legs 🥲🙃😜

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@BarstoolBigCat 🧹

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I’ll always be a @dallascowboys fan & thank God for that because SOMEONE has to give a shit while our players don’t.

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Hey @dallascowboys you’re being paid millions, can you start doing your job?
Hey @ all leadership of Dallas Cowboys, you’re being paid billions can you start giving your team a reason to want to do a good job? Be the leadership they need? 🤦‍♀️

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lol jk

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Literally starting to think the @dallascowboys are pulling an @NBA mafia and intentionally fixing these games in the @NFL because there’s no other explaination for this level of shit performance. JS. @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat

[Shannon Lochridge @ShanLoch]

Spoke too soon lol..
Hopefully?

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@BarstoolBigCat Whiplash. (emotionally) ((physically)) (((the cowboys in general)))

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@BarstoolBigCat I’m that middle finger in the background rn, good lord boys, what are we doing? Did leadership demotivate even further during halftime?! I can’t. 🤦‍♀️

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Curious as to wtf unmotivating locker room speech was given, @dallascowboys? Did you make a special suck request? #jerry.

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Deja vu. Figure it tf out. @dallascowboys

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It starts from the top. There’s so much individual @dallascowboys talent on that field, I used to dread losses like this. Now I sit back, shrug and smile knowing Jerry gets to witness his own decision making play out in the worst results possible. Jerry, you are the problem. ⭐️

[Shannon Lochridge @ShanLoch]

It starts from the top. There’s so much individual @dallascowboys talent on that field, I used to dread losses like this. Now I sit back, shrug and smile knowing Jerry gets to witness his own decision making play out in the worst results possible. Jerry, you are the problem. ⭐️

[Shannon Lochridge @ShanLoch]

Texas A&M @TAMU “has male cheerleaders”… A&M literally doesn’t have ANY cheerleaders. But @LSUfootball @LSU sure does 😘 @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat

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@TAMU “has male cheerleaders” …A&M literally doesn’t have ANY cheerleaders. But @LSUfootball @LSU sure does 😘 @barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat

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This rebrand feels like it belongs on the side of a beer bottle #design @CrackerBarrel

[Shannon Lochridge @ShanLoch]

@ufc give him 3 days #blessed