Shannon E

[Stephen Piccarella @spiccarella]

People who don’t watch Love Island are often surprised to hear that I do but only because they think it’s like The OC or something when really it’s like the Stanford prison experiment

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[beck @unrivaled]

gotta marry a new yorker so i can get dual citizenship to mamdanistan

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I want a refund on every minute I spent in 8th grade learning that monopolies are illegal and that our government would protect us from greedy men....

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

As a Knicks fan since May, it is really hard to see all these fakers come into my fandom. Like where were you when we beat the sixers? Where were you when we beat the cavs? In fact, where was I? Where am I?

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-4pm work schedule?

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Holiday weekends are PROOF we can have 4 day work weeks and get the same amount of work done.

[The Taylor Swift Updates @theTSupdates]

DID YOU KNOW? Taylor Swift’s “Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus” does not refer to people’s names, they are types of wine!

Happy National Wine Day, Mother 🍷

[Dashboard Confessional @dashboardmusic]

.@taylorswift13 has been so kind to me over the years. To hear her express how my songs affected her was a lovely surprise. Everything is connected. I feel fortunate to be a link in the chain.

[ava✨ @faIIawayava]

one thing about aaron dessner is that he’s going to produce a gut wrenching folk album

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Remember 2 days ago when it was warm and we all had the will to live? God I miss that

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

me seeing how ridiculous gas prices are right now

[Caitie @hammlittle]

this daylight is in fact saving me

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Congress, are you okay?
You’ve barely touched your fucking checks and balances.

[Mark Cecchini, CFP® @markcecchini]

anyone else have this recurring dream:

you realize you are 2-3 months into a really important college course....and you straight up haven’t been to class ONE time, done any assignments, or taken any exams

and that F is about to tank your GPA for the semester

[lez usbourne @SZSPIRIA]

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

The dow is below 50k can you please go after the pedophiles now @PamBondi