Sharde Burdine

Mother of 3. Perpetually internally screaming.

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@faintdeception Once every 5 years, he puts his confidence with his scissor skills to the test 😵‍💫

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I agree @capitalweather, beautiful evening skies

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

PM Update: This evening is a pleasant start to a rather nice weekend https://t.co/9Q0GyumetM

[Sharde Burdine @ShardeBurdine]

You're welcome @faintdeception

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Marriage is easier when your wife is funny.

[Yo’ Favorite GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING Cousin @durandbernarr]

I’ll tell you one thing, y’all ain’t finna “let’s link” ME to death.
Put it on the calendar with a time AND a place so I know it’s real.

[Sharde Burdine @ShardeBurdine]

I used to think that if people could see coronavirus in the air, they'd understand why they should wear a mask... But then I saw too many people ou'side free breathing in all of that smoke. 🤦🏾‍♀️ I hope the alien rumors are true because we as a species need some help.

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@durandbernarr @durandbernarr A wise man once said "...*uck these *uck ninjas foreeeevah..."

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And those that watched and decided the right move was to join in?? Equally culpable. A man in mental distress threw his coat in frustration over being hungry... and choking and restraining him seemed like the appropriate thing to do???

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"Once he defecates, you gotta let'm go" is what a witness said as he and others watched #JordanNeely being murdered. A "hero" asks "how can I help?", offers something to eat, shows empathy... anything but creep up behind a distraught man and strangle him for 15 minutes.

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Schools, birthday parties, front doors #RalphYarl, driveways #KaylinGillis... Firearms are the #1 cause of death for people between the ages of 1-19 in the US.

These are our children, ffs. Are their lives worth more than a poorly interpreted amendment? Apparently not. Smfh.

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Watching US politics is feeling more and more like tuning into an episode of Jerry Springer but extra horrifying because it isn't scripted.

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What a difference a year makes! Happy 1st birthday, "Goodest" Girl!

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So if gun regulations "don't work", but we also don't ensure that people, the "real problem", are taken care of, what is Congress doing? Offering thoughts and prayers and extra snuggles? Cool.

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Parents are told to hug our kids tighter as we send them off in their bulletproof backpacks to practice active shooter drills behind barricaded doors of classrooms with fold-out panic shelters.

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But have no fear, members of Congress say guns aren't to blame, people are, so they fully support and fund programs that provide free unfettered access to mental health services. *record scratch* Wait, no, they don't.

[Sharde Burdine @ShardeBurdine]

Raising kids is so wild because they literally grow overnight. I heard laughter coming from the next room and thought "what man is in my house?!" But it was just my 12y.o. son, chuckling with a little more bass in his voice than he had yesterday. Time moves way too quickly. 😭

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The amount of forks included with my takeout order is making me question my diet. 😬

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This is all I see when looking at those boots.

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My 6 yr old has been reading this book nonstop and I can confirm that it does in fact contain over 200 questions. As I Google more info on Kepler-62f, I can also confirm that it has inspired him to come up with at least 200 of his own. 🙃
#Smithsonian
#DK

[Sharde Burdine @ShardeBurdine]

Phew, done!
No pattern throw blanket, simple enough for beginners. This is just a corner-to-corner granny rectangle with Winding Road Crochet's (https://t.co/Cdgh0igK5O) camel stitch border.

#crochet #yarn #blanket #handmade

[Sharde Burdine @ShardeBurdine]

@HiNikkiNikki I use a cane at times. Twice, people of a certain demographic 😐 told me that it looked like a weapon.
Now I always feel uncomfortable if I need any sort of walking stick because of this exact reason. Smh