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If Carlsberg did flights…
Maybe Fatima next to me can give me some wonderkids to sign

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Ahh
The admin may or may not of got a bit excited and got to the airport 2 weeks early 😅
May as well do a Greggs and reserve a table for the boys 🤷🏻‍♂️

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STATEMENT FROM THE CFO 🚨

Financially it made a lot more sense coming here. With most of the boys suffering from Alcoholism when Benidorm offered an all inclusive package for the boys we had to turn down the likes of Scotland, Andorra & Saudi.

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STATEMENT FROM THE CHAIRMAN 🚨
I know some of you are asking: "Why Benidorm again?"
The truth is simple. Benidorm isn’t just a pre-season destination anymore; it is the beating heart of this football club.
We aren't going there to relax. We are going there to take over once more

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I am proud to confirm after months of deliberations with various governing bodies AFC Shark Bait Club have accepted a bid from Benidorm to host this season pre season tour 👀
#BoysAreBackInTowm
#SamePlaceSameTeam
#OneClub

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A @dailystarnews exclusive inbound 👀
#IfYouCantChaChaDontSlide

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Hello?…..Hello? Is this thing on?

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Someone say Beni 2k26 has been paid off? 👀

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How many pro clubs teams can say they’ve won at Wembley 🤫
We are massive.

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We are delighted to announce our placement in the Hellenic League Division 1 for the upcoming 2026/27 season.

We can’t wait to welcome new rivals and old friends to Shark Bait FC 👋

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That’s me done til August
See you then 👙🫦

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WCOFAAGN Recap

-Zach had and lost the kitty in a matter of minutes
- Stutes lost everything
- Lance ‘broke’ a slide, tbc tho
- Bolton still crying over a tenner Lance owes
- Shot girls love walking past Stutes
- Bolts is now Darts King
- Lance’s PA refused payment

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Chairman can’t handle being out with the Boardroom 👀

#NextShitSong

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I’m all for our front line gaining chemistry but necking on with each other is where I draw the line.

That’s not Thatchers Britain.

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“We don’t accept gay, either woofter or fairy” - Our CAM

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“Their there for taking” - Our Tall Striker (again)

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“They’ve got tits go speak to them” - Our Tall Striker

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Bolton’s had one too many Christ, his eyes have switched

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10 points

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Arsenal are in need of a striker who has an eye for goal 👀